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I just read about this shit in the latest issue of Playboy the one with Tiffany the pop queen on there.

What is this world coming to?

 

xxx church >>> the number 1 christian porn site >>>

http://www.xxxchurch.com/

 

This is the end my only friend THE END.

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the church needs to stay outta my porn!

im not hurting anyone but my special men

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Guest blood as ink

i didn't look at the link but this should be nothing new....everyone's seen nun porn right?

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"Bunny Gone Bad!

 

By Rex the Rabbit

 

When I was a young and naïve rabbit, I made a lot of mistakes in the briar patch. I did not always make the right decisions in life especially when it came to sex. In many ways I felt that it was my God-given right to sleep with whomever I wanted to and have sex with as many hares as possible. I used carrots and my good looks to lure the women in.

 

Though during this time of teenage rabbit rebellion, I always wondered if this was what God wanted for my life. Did he give me my striking black eyes and my cute button nose only so I could score with the lady hares? I had always heard my fellow cottontails say that the Bible never said specifically that you couldn't have sex. So I did a little soul searching and decided to find out what the "good book" said. I found this verse…

 

Therefore, I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God. Romans 12:1

 

Now I knew about digging "holes" in the carrot fields but this word "holy" was very interesting to me. So I kept searching and I found…

 

He has saved us and called us to a holy life-not because of anything we have done but because of his own purpose and grace. 2 Timothy 1:9

 

So God's purpose for my life is to be holy. To be a rabbit filled with integrity. That's what I want to do."

 

haha...

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

"Bunny Gone Bad!

 

By Rex the Rabbit

 

When I was a young and naïve rabbit,

 

Though during this time of teenage rabbit rebellion, I always wondered if this was what God wanted for my life.

Did he give me my striking black eyes and my cute button nose only so I could score with the lady hares? ...

:confused: :P

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Guest blood as ink

holy fuck...literally.

 

god bless blasphemy.;)

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