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Steel Schnauzer

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  1. This girls butt she had two tiny blonde butt hole hairs.
  2. I have pit bulls they actually know her however my brothers dog doesn’t know her. She’s shaky on the idea of coming back she almost got mangled.
  3. I still haven’t done that with her If I do this correctly I’ll be able to pee in both their butts how do I approach them with the idea do I need a starter kit?
  4. I think in reality the only reason I care is because I fell in love with her even though I no longer feel this way. She hurt me so I kinda just want to slide on her this summer with this new chick I’ve been seeing. call me childish but I don’t let people get away with hurting me I’m just going to pull up like the Return Of The Mac to hang with our mutual friends and be holding hands with the new girl. I want her to see what she’s missing out on and what I’ve moved onto.
  5. This bitch took off with Lester Diamond and I don’t hear from her In 6 months she shows back up out the blue I don’t know what to do anymore I’m talking to a new chick and this Lucy is still partying on everyone’s money and time I have a soft spot for her because she had a missacrage when is enough enough?
  6. So my ex-girlfriend came around last night and she still has my house keys This bitch reminds me of that Jenny in Forrest Gump.
  7. This stuff is also good to Chase my tequila with.
  8. Last time I drank while fishing it was raining so I had to fish in a poncho.
  9. Papa Johns three mediums for 20 bucks 1 pep 1 sausage 1 jalapeño with free garlic sauce
  10. Friends with Bentley's rap game Bernie's without the Wekend something like a puppet these hoes can't touch it ,
  11. Panoramic Flicks of my chode front to back polaroids of da load hoes by da boat project money train so radical with the pen and pad call me dad
  12. God isn’t a person man nor women god is energy god is you and me he’s everywhere You ain’t ever there.
  13. By 2019 it’ll be $13.00 an hour in Chicago.
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