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False, but French Canadians can generally be some snobby motherfuckers. Tpb has been to Montreal, and ate an unhealthy amount of poutine.

Nah she's kind of beat, nawt down.

Ahhhaha... no comment...... Who am I kidding false. Tpb has/ has used a fleshlight

Solitaire at work. 3's company.

False. Tpb has called 911.

Had to turn my head, but smash.

False, that would be impressive. Tpb has fucked one of their teachers/ profs.

Beef and chicken teriyaki with veg and brown rice, milk and an apple. Keepin' it somewhat healthy for a change.

and Ghandi's whipped cream

False, stealing from those things is pretty heartless. Tpbm thinks that broad they've been trying to smash from time might finally give it up.

False, I'd look out my window but that'd probably be the extent of it. Tpbm's sleeping schedule got fucked by daylight savings.

Ahahaha, dat ass. Trash last 3 posts, don't kill me.

True. Tpbm thinks toaster strudels are better though.

Other sharp-shaped extensions. Haha False, but it's getting there. @yomama: True, usually Tpbm thinks that 1-line tags are the shiznit and finds it hard to not do them.

False, arrows are hilariously played out IMO. Tpbm doesn't use arrows in their pieces.

I have been converted. All hail Morgan Freeman.

Anyone ever shat themselves squatting or deadlifting? I have yet to, but I've heard stories. Seems the beer shits always hit me 45 minutes before i go to work out.

smash last 3. chick in the pink bikini has the face of a 40 year old meth head, trash that shit. too scrawny for me anyway

True for the most part, been sent to the office though. That's were I'd work my magic to make the other things true. Tpbm has beat up a security guard.

Hahah true. Those tears make it. Tpbm has seen sketchier shit than his on the subway:

True. I realized the mistake literally seconds after I made the account. Fml. Tpbm thinks LSD is bad, mmkay.

True actually, allows you to have consistent amounts of energy throughout your day. Tpbm just realized that tpam's screen name is an actual statement and has no relation to Japanese cuisine. (I actually thought it was a Japanese word or something for a long time).

False, your originality impresses me. Tpbm thinks Snooki's kid is gonna kill himself once he's old enough to take in his life. On some Truman Show type shit f'real.

False. This reminds me of something that happened last night. Was talkin to this guy I know from a while back and he was going on about how he started rapsprayin by the name "smiliie". I told him what I wrote and he's like "word I've never seen that." I had a good laugh at his expense. :lol: Tpbm tells all their friends that they do hiphop letters to make them think you're badass.