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  1. where

    Legos

    This thread title is even called Legos. Fuck.
  2. I play alone to the police siren
  3. where

    Legos

    You should have made a Lego funnel. And.
  4. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=133718
  5. When Obama came into office, a few people made a big deal about what he had for his first meal, a hamburger and french fries. People were shocked that someone that powerful, and with that many options would pick something so simple. Many different meals my come to mind that would fit the occasion, but I know for sure that if I was president I would be eating people.
  6. Some of them can. One of my girls would fry me fish. And fish is my favorite dish.
  7. I don't know what it's like in your favela, mines pretty dope.
  8. http://www.independent.ie/business/world/billionaire-eike-batista-keeps-slr-mclaren-in-living-room-1419227.html This dude owns the commodity markets in Brazil. He owns more natural resources than any other human. He is the reason Brazil is hosting the Olympics. His ex wife was the queen of Carnival. He won professional speedboat championships. He will be the richest person in the world soon. And it's not just dude. Brazil is doing big things daily. It doesn't take a weatherman.
  9. My life-size computerized figure can answer questions and carry on chats.
  10. You've got the wrong man. I'm a guard. I was drugged and switched with the prisoner. Please don't kill me, you've gotta believe me!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. I usually call a girl I'm seeing by her number.
  12. I'm in public relations. Mostly negotiating.
  13. You've got the beer pong ability of a dead moth.
  14. I'd make dj scratch noises and do the hand motions.
  15. Sounds reasonable. Hopefully he's got a lake nearby. If you do it in a home, the property value will go way down, but you wont be around to care so fuck it.
  16. I just watch Blade Runner and work on my music.
  17. Canibus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1jCkXck_lU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x0w9TpI1xk
  18. I tear woof tickets at the door.
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