just visited the BG and he showed us some epic drawings that a fellow convict did for him when he was down. birthday card is, as you can see, beyond awesome. thought bubble contains BG's favorite things: coke, 80s music, paint, pbr, and a banana since he's a goddamn gorilla. i regret not taking a pic of the inside of the card, where a million convicts signed the card and wrote dirtbag messages inside it for him.
note that he is pissing in his own face and has a pinwheel hat on.
note that he also got drunk yesterday and admitted to storing chewing tobacco in his ass while locked up.