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TugboatTimmy

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  1. ps no guts no bucks is a saying our crew has that reflects our conviction that you shouldnt have to tip a stripper if she doesnt show her pussy on the second song
  2. just visited the BG and he showed us some epic drawings that a fellow convict did for him when he was down. birthday card is, as you can see, beyond awesome. thought bubble contains BG's favorite things: coke, 80s music, paint, pbr, and a banana since he's a goddamn gorilla. i regret not taking a pic of the inside of the card, where a million convicts signed the card and wrote dirtbag messages inside it for him. note that he is pissing in his own face and has a pinwheel hat on. note that he also got drunk yesterday and admitted to storing chewing tobacco in his ass while locked up.
  3. armand, if it makes you feel any better about having big ears, i have 2ga jewelry in my dick -dow
  4. armand, dont fuck her 14yo friends, duh. shes gotta have some 18+ friends. if not, shes probably an epic piece of shit.
  5. YUP!!! Good lookin out! OREGON DUCKS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER. Fuck a beaver. -dow
  6. The mendenhall glacier looks amazing this time of year. Good pics all around.
  7. That was not at all funny, I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but fail.
  8. That broad looks like the type of chic that shits like once a week and pukes the rest of the time, so eating the culo kind of goes without saying. Props for the lick my nig. Also she looks like she has nice breasts, please post pics.
  9. I'm going to eat, fuck, and kill you.
  10. Dow is passed out at my house cuddling with my daughter's blanket. not very bsm.
  11. im sayin!!! --dow ps timmy and i are drinking whiskey and bout to go get some pho. MUAH
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