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Spicey are pythons high maintenance to have as a pet?

I am a fetus here. I think...I was still in grade school in 99. Geebus. The only thing memorable I did that year was punch this kid Ronald in the face for making fun of me for being an orphan with freckles. I think I also went to sutters fort, made first string on my basketball team, and was the narrator for Macbeth. Thank you Raven for the work you have done. It is appreciated.

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo You just made the beg of my weekend a little brighter sir. Only a gentlemanly merwhale like yer self could do such a thing.

Haha. True. The person below me has thought of an invention (ex: post it note,head on?) as means to make money. Days later tpbm found out it has already been invented via infomercial. *edit. I re read this mess and decided I need to go to sleep because it doesn’t really make any sense. sooooo- The person below me rides public transportation.

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo Me and you could be ocean friends if I was cooler.

Nick Jaina- Singing the devils tune.

I need to step up my californian game. Been here my whole life and have not done as much (if any) awesome. Great thread Marco, your portraits are my fav.

Very very true. Four times. I am scared to go back. The person below me just got back from a show

French Kicks-Only so long

False. I use to go on diets all the time when I was in HS and teh chubbs. Than I started smoking and I went from 130 to 103. I dont go on diets anymore. The person below me lives in a place with a lot of trees.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear stomach, I know what you want. Cigarettes. I sadly inform you good organ that I can not allow you to indulge. I am sorry. Really. I prolly miss it more than you do. Only eight more days left and we'll see what life has to offer. Please stop turning yourself inside and out rolling around (screaming) like a three year old who cant get it's favorite toy. I cant hang and I very much would like to hang in there. This will be good for both of us in the long run. Be patient- the depraved brave fish

False. I actually dont think I ever have drank a 40. Stuffs like the size of my head and I am light weight. The person below me is on the new popular trail mix diet.

I shower when I first wake up because usually I am too tired when I get off work to take a shower before bed. Sometimes I muster the energy and take one pre bed time and it always feels awesome. Clean sheets+shower+shaved legs= yays.

False. I dont watch much t.v. The person below me has been homeless before.

Very true. I still shine in grey scale to this day. I wish I could comfortably wear brighter colors but I cant. Sometimes I get dangerous and wear red. TPBM has a degree but does not use it.

All things are interesting sir. Thank you for contributing. I'd prop you if I could. *edit- I thought about it after posting ^ and would like to add (fine print) most things could be perceived as interesting. Different boat different float. I need coffee.

False. Usually when I check out other women it's to make myself feel better because of their shortcomings or I make myself feel worse because of mine. I try not to do that. The person below me is getting ready to go to work.

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo You make me wish I was better at dancing and singing and playing instruments. I'd make feel good music that the good looking ladies would dance to just for you. The song would be titled "never been drinking."

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear traveling luke, You were a pleasant random encounter. I wish I had my tape recorder. 'It's natural and good to be afraid. But it's also important to know how to handle yourself after that fear.' It was a really simple statement. But it's exactly what I needed to hear. I hope you write a book so I can have at hand your story about getting your sobe green tea, being bombarded by a questionable man with huge kitchen knife in hand talking weird stuff like 'dont trust a man, all men are women, and your mother is mary'. I liked how you just listened to him and talked a bunch of nonsense with him to calm him down. Whether true or not with everything that's going on in my simple boring life it was nice to hear. You are the rolling stone the people you meet are the moss. ; ) Pleased to have met you- B. fish dear duck butt, Are you holding up ok? <3 B. fish

Tom Waits http://video.aol.com/video-detail/tom-waits-bottom-of-the-world/3733252765

Haha false. The person below me hates apple products?

HAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPY BIRFDAY Suki suki san!!! <3

I am impressed.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear random reader, this is random thought....but I think it's nice when a couple who is expecting says "we're pregnant" rather than she or I am. - naive banana fish

Walk to yuppie land to visit my grandmother. I introduced my family to my grandmother. She is funny to me. F: "And youre the aunt that raised...uh which one?" D: "All 8 of them." F: "Oh my. 8?" Yuppie grandma’s friends: Gasps asdjashdjsa A: "What my sister means is...we all helped eachother raise our kids together. My kids, her kids, and our brother's kids. Our brother just needed more help (laughs)." F: "That musta been-" D: "Tough as hell." F: "Yes. Yes. I am so sorry I didnt help." D: "You should be. It was tough work." F: "Well you guys did a good job raising her." D: "Yeah she's ok." F: “Banana have you talked to your mother lately?” B: “No. Have you?” F: No. I've decided the best thing for me to do...for my life is to distance myself. (Gibber gab goes on for 15 mins) Oh I am sorry I didnt offer you anything to drink. Do you need something to drink? Here let me get you guys something to drink.” Then everyone talked some more hippo chicken talk about religious eccentrics,shortcomings and trips around the world. *yawn. She served them Pellegrino (sp?). A: “Banana what’s wrong with your grandma.” B: “I dunno.” C: “I like her.” B: “You two are a lot a like. Systematic.” C: “Nothing wrong with that. I should become friends with her so she can take me to Guatemala and Burma.” A: “She seems like a nervous wreck. You could tell by how she kept touching her head and the tangent she went on about your mom." D: “What tuh hell was wrong with that water she served us.” A: “Yeah. I couldn't drink all of it.” C: (laughs) “I knew it. Once I saw that Pellegrino bottle I said to myself ‘This isn’t going to blow over with them very well’.” B: “I don’t like pelligrino either. That’s why I didn’t take any.” D: “Shoulda just gave us tap water.” C: “That stuffs 6 dollar a bottle.” A: “That’s probably why we don’t like it.” C: “Probably.” They got lost again because they didnt trust my sense of direction. B: "What the hell?!" C: "It's to keep them safe." B: "It's day time though." C: "That's why they're wearing it." B: "Did you ever have to wear that leash when you were a kid?" C: "Yes I had to wear the lesh." B: "I guess that's more weird than wearing a light reflective vest hm?" C: "It is extremely more weird." B: "Hey. Um. You're not serious about the whole old folks thing right?" C: "I am dead serious. I'll do it if I have to." B: "You're serious." C: "Yes." (pause) B: "If you put my auntie in an old folks home ...I'll go to where ever you are and I'll punch you in your face for being a jerk." (pause) B: "But I suppose I shouldn’t make any promises for the future right now...We'll cross that bridge when we get there." C: "Look at that sign over there." A: /takes pictures, turns around and finds C. twenty steps ahead. Pussy. We walked all the way here from chinatown so my cousin could go to Alcatraz. No ferries where going there at that time. Pointless journey. My calves still hurt. So she bought us all beer to make us happy again. Fu ling yu words of wisdom. Some gentleman gave us bus tickets. : ) Go home.