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M. LANSKY

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  1. remi 870 super shorty. 2 in the mag, 1 in the chamber.
  2. I hate it when motherfuckers come to your crib late night to kick it, and then bitch and moan to get a ride home like they can't walk or take a fucking bus. Or try to weasel their way onto the couch to crash. Go home.
  3. (703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.' Replies (35) Good Night (264) Bad Night (3440) More from 703 (614): She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward? Replies (30) Good Night (319) Bad Night (3321) More from 614 (407): I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!" Replies (48) Good Night (493) Bad Night (2863) More from 407 (310): Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat. Replies (20) Good Night (640) Bad Night (2552) More from 310 (901): After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background? Replies (73) Good Night (1502) Bad Night (2099) More from 901
  4. you eva throw a chihuahua off the roof of the projects??? you eva get a female pregnant when you was like... 7? sorry charlie, you cant be black.
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