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I know this isn't a photo dump thread, but with all the ones I just picked out its gonna seem like it. I really try to take in ALL that is said here and in the advice thread. I read, watch videos about, and try to pay attention to what someone is trying to show me hands on. I get excited because it finally clicks, then when put on the spot..i take a picture, look at the screen and think WTF? not how it was supposed to turn out, like everything I just retained just slipped through the cracks. I swear some of you make it look so easy and effortless. I have respect for all of you, especially the ones who drop advice and such. for as long as i can remember, I have always thought, 'Its not the shoes- it's the runner' 'it's not the car-it's the driver' 'it's not the camera-it's the eye behind it' type shit. I refuse to believe that more equipment and camera will make a better picture. I know there is a difference in cameras, but its not like im still playing with a digital that only has preset settings. went out to play today a bit, came home loaded pics, and ended up going through many many pictures from years past. about 3 or 4 different cameras worth. sober/not sober, and definitely different moods. I guess always trying to master something (photo wise) besides a wall with paint. Im going to post oldest to newest. You guys usually give gentle crits,I appreciate that. (if you choose) I know these dont compare to what is usually posted, but I know for damn sure they are better than shit i posted years ago. self. my favorite type of experimental photos. not very shy, i love suggestive bedroom pics obvious flowers are obvious I cannot master the face, or even come close. I have A LOT of people photos that cut off at the shoulder. with the exception of this guy. he is a ham Ive tried animals .......moar...(sorry)

true. been a minute tho tpbm over exaggerates a lot

false. dont even know what that is tprm always has a phone charger on them

false. tpbm holds doors open for strangers

true. sex pillls and men/boys. tpbm knows that blowing into a video game cartridge always made a difference

had a monchichi as a lil girl. this thread holds many memories. "pegging" your pants. stacking your socks - in high school we knew who came from Chicago or anywhere east of that by the low ankle socks. mall bangs. emergency breakthrough when your friends mom was on the phone. 07734 when CDs first came out in long boxes passing notes in class

break a bitch's nail and watch me start flingin tables

i know its cold there, but it looks pretty. what is going on in this pic? if you dont mind.

vegas woman arrested for having sex with pit bull http://m.fox5vegas.com/w/news-local/story/85458187/ :sick:

“ It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong. ” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

true. they're just basic black frames with clear lenses.. daily eye protection from the atmosphere (wind, dust, work) tpbm wore/wears braces

false on the long weekend. i had today off thats it.. but money is to be made, so im not trippin. tpbm likes a certain color.

i would think you would want that dummyfied look during sex....no? use pillow over face

false i smoke nothng. ive dabbed a few times but thats it. tpbm will tell us the most unattractive thing a girl can do

I think survival skills need to be added to that list also- +75 AT LEAST fuck it me= according to the said demoographics up there. white female straight CIS US nonreligious (us) toggle poor/homeless disfiguered/overweight/ Able bodied YET deaf none/other short. but ima death cheater and have seen the other side and been through a world of unfortunates survived. would still live my life a million times over because i think its fantastic.

hot damn. not too bad for very disprivalaged. NEAGTIVE 340 AND im white! I guess im kinda not homeless anymore. -90. whoa. ima have to make up some shit.....this dont even look right. (rant begins noaw) there are tax write offs for being blind but not deaf. and i really dont think you can draw dis ability for it here. YET when it comes to certain jobs and being categorized (like above) it is a major handicap. common sense should definitely give a +100

true. just cuz they are my enemy--doesnt mean they arent someone elses hero tpbm has a ridiculous amount of patience

false. the person below me has PORNHUB open in another tab

nope. false. the person below me always wakes up before his/her alarm goes off

haha I think all men with little hands act like lil bitches. false. I have no pockets. and if i did..false..I dont keep money in them tpbm used to play Big Bank take Lil Bank

false. the only girl in my bed is me, and I still remember my name. tpbm is over 6 ft tall

hahahaha headlock. false. cant see em. tpbm will tell us their favorite alcoholl drink

Dear Caligula. come back. i miss you. you almost received a call today but my phone was too close to dead. Dear Doodle, I can't prop you anymore and your this (_____) close to getting one of "those" pm's Dear people, anyone ever have a run-in with a coyote? wtf do you do in this situation? before i 'google" dumbshit answers/scenerios, I like to ask you all first. I was on my way home (walking) and two muh-fuggin coyotes pop pout of a bush. the run off at first, but then get brave and start creepin near me, no fear at all. they came toward me...i threw a handful of rocks at em....they backed off but that didnt seem to shake em. they stayed about 10-20 ft away from me for about 10 minutes, until i came to a busy street. then I came home to my one and only Gentleman Jack, and now im posting dumb shit on here. happy valentines day ya'll. even if you're one of those bitter single (or taken) people, just know you are loved by someone. Love you all. eSeMeXeXeL

hahahah true its almost like you saw me on my date tonight hahahaha tpbm thinks that pushing on the back of a girls head is going to convince her and put her in the mood to give you head