dear valentines day prison pen pal,
you know you fucked up by asking me to put money on your books right?
however, since you aint gonna read this, im sure you'll get the picture soon.
and by picture, i mean the implied picture...not the ones you keep asking for.
dear fellow oontzer,
i know this is NOT 12ozmatch.com, however,
when i see your name pop up on my phone, it makes me smile.
one day.
smdubski