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that nigga bow wow said "the mystery continues" like people are on the brink of a cardiac about this shit. yawwwwnnnnn. i hate lil wayne and drake is just ass

this.

i remember my boss's wife and his daughter had come to the store to deliver this pan of lasagna she had made for the three of us in the dept. that took up for like 2 weeks while the boss was ot. anyways im on a milk crate eating a plate of this fucking lasagna and about 10 minutes into eating i realize that both my boxer shorts, and my dickies pants had bigwholes in them and one of my balls was nearly hanging out through this fucking whole(s). hhaaha i told my boss after he left and he thought that shit was funny too, they were standing directly accross from me so i know they caught the brain.

beating your kids ftl.

anyone ever played shot checkers? damn. straight up out of my fucking skull the other night and will never play again..

okay, all mayo talk aside. i just woke up at home and the last thing i remember is playing shot chess....and my car isn't here? /possiblefelonyoner

i just got a job makin 12/hr and thought that was ballin...damn it

saw this video on cluster fox news while on the elliptical at the gym this morning. awkward lolz were had

i was there years ago but it was pretty boring all around...we actually stayed around duckhead but close enough.

unfortunately i've never experienced this phenomena but i think it's funny when people spell it messangers.

even though its policy, i don't think i could still be cool with my pops if he was straight going to let me die for a cause. especially at that age when kids see just black and white. good thing we have G.W. to thank for opening our eyes to this kind of savagery. that whole region should have been LEFT THE FUCK ALONE. there's no logical thinking with the hadgis

Re: Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite. No kidding. or it could be from the second fucking link in the thread? :rolleyes: this bro/ad has always been trash...

foreal the "i'm a performance artist 9 miscarriages blah blah blah" conversation must have come long after relationship onset... dude sounds like he's trying to be supportivedoucheoner.lame also most likely TRASH on this bitch, anyone got a pic?

the lady cop could have just as easily been stabbed fucking SIDESWEEPING and slamming her to the ground as she could have been trying to take the knife, i thought police had to go through training in apprehension or something??? how ignorant do you have to be to not see that this frail old sack of bones was not likely to hurt ANYone and was more likely scared the way ladypig approached her... triple facepalm was FTW :lol:

you tellin me there was NOWHERE in county that he coulda ditched that shit?

i quit smoking weed about 3 weeks ago, just found out tonight my new job doesn't urinalysis. thinkin bout hittin the weed man up...

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he could def. pass for one of the fat cholo bitches from the myspace pics thread :lol:

I'm sorry but anyone who believes this was, in fact, a publicity stunt by N. korea is a dumb fuck.

wait so toiletseat is twinkie?

lol @ the hieroglyphics (sp?)

doesn't this program end tonight at midnight?

do you have kids or just look like a fucking child when people come to the house? haha

theres a spot near here on the beach that does the souvineer mason jar gig for their drinks...drinking out of one from last night

damn, thats pretty rugged. If you weren't drunk and acting a fool i wouldn't sweat it, always fall back on the "defending your girl" yarn. I got 5 stitches in the lip not too long ago after a blackout night, good thing im unemployed :(