sausage party

das wsup

my dick takes a beating

there was a man named buddha

Im gonna tell you a little cool story, bro. There is a Church's Chicken in front of my apartment complex (tight). I skated over there the other day and picked up a 3 piece xxtra spicy combo wit some mashed potatoes knowmsayn. when i got home and began eating, i was literally blown away by how completely delicious and awesome it was. i wasnt even high (dont remember). i was completely suprised that a fast food joint could make some fried chicken that fuckin tasty and sexual for my mouth. church's is good for me. and dont forget about them HONEY BUTTER BISCUITS FUCKK

BLACK BITCHES WHITE BITCHES

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NIGGAS KNOW. NIGGAS KNOW.

did you know marijuana gets you high

i love when people say beaner

just saw hobo with a shotgun. it fucking killed it! the dialogue was laughably terrible and the violence was gruesome and absurd. PERFECT. '

HEYOOOOOOO

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apply directly to the forehead

watching the office dicking around

nigga what you know bout jack in the box

get chicken n waffles from 24 diner

is he a beaner

that girl would be so hot without all those retarded tattoos

nigger

as he goes up the three lakers fans in the crowd start to cheer then when he fails all the mavericks fans get buck haha

nigga

you werent kidding. watch from 2:27-2:40, someone should really make a gif out of that because its funny ass fuck. get it? http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/mega-slut-kelly-wells-is-back-and-ready-for-some-hardcore-action/639221/