Twisted Toaster

Its opposite day bitch. Your all god damn ass backwards as fuck. Like tree bark and a sprinkler.

You use didlos backwards.

You wear your boxers backwards.

Also if I play MW2 for a long time before I go to sleep, I hear gun shots and explosions going off. And the worst dreams are where you can't run from shit. i.e. I could only run in like super slow mo. I was running from rattle snakes once, wolfs chasing me up stairs, and lava before.

I definitely remember hearing sounds in my dream a few nights back. Here is how it went, what I remember of it any way. This one was one of the more weird ones. Me and a friend were up on these super tall ladders putting up porch lights and letters way up on the front of this huge plain white shopping center. We weren't supposed to, but we were tagging shit up on the ladders. We thought somebody caught us tagging, so we looked down, to find a full scale gang riot going down under us in the parking lot. (People yelling, explosions, just sounds you would imagine at a riot) People were shooting guns, blowing shit up, fighting, yelling, and picking trash up, except nobody was getting hurt. Then we got down and started catching catfish out of the cracks in the parking lot. We were catching tons of em, but when we would unhook them, they would disappear. We kept saying "be quite", and going "shhhhh". There was cops on stilts watching us, for an unknown reason. Then there was flaming cars hitting light poles we had to dodge.(car brakes locking up, and impact sounds) And all the cars had the crayola crayons sign on them. Then we left to find some backpack we ditched. Then I woke up. I usually don't ever remember/have dreams, but I remembered this one for some reason. I had a mad sketchy feeling when I woke up.

Happy birthday to me... and Hitler...:D

I don't fucking care mother fucker. Did I say it was real? I THINK this particular part is funny. Seen it on tv and lol'd, thought somebody else might get a kick out of it...

Operation Repo - Just Beat I t - truTV.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRTiZxNSjow This is one of the funnier repos from that show imo.

Grand Theft Elmo: Sesame Street Stories

Hitler Trick Bike!

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This truck is hot!

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apply directly to the forehead!!

Went snowboarding in Breckenridge Colorado in January. I fell down... about 1,976,475.2 times. It was my first time trying at snowboarding. Snowmobiling is where its at!

apply directly to the forehead

If you know your style well in your head, its just a matter of trial and error for painting it on the wall. Just practice and you'll figure out how to keep everything in proportion, and learn can control. And just so you know, the first few pieces probably won't be pretty, so don't let that discourage you. And with time you will be able to piece/bomb on any size wall and keep in proportion. My Answer... Practice, Practice, Practice. (In a chill spot)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smUCdkx-YGQ&feature=related FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Dropping the hammer handle.

God did not make man, man made god.

Dog visits mentally challenged man. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlURtlPnGjE

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