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Swindle

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  1. does anyone ever end up talking like that to you in person?
  2. is strange music records a juggalo thing?
  3. it used to be a bunch of people trying to convince each other they were cool and good at graffiti but now its a bunch of people who try to convince each other they are really funny and good at the internet. as opposed to tumblr which used to be for people trying to convince everyone they were funny and good at the internet but now is for people who really want everyone to know they do graffiti and are totally bad ass. ebay and paypal are my favourite websites now.
  4. Re: Any Pre-2006 members on anymore? this
  5. you want the trendy tattoos, why didnt you say so!
  6. wow, if that didnt fix it this website really is going to shit
  7. i get it, it makes the media more complex. i was so blind this whole time
  8. i remember when it first came around people complained and whined about it but it wasnt so much of a big deal to me. however after months of it i've realised it actually doesn't even work. every now and then something will pop up that i am interested in, before i can fully read it, it disappears into the virtual rollerdex of doom and god knows how long i have to wait to read it again. Finally it resurfaces, i click the story and nothing happens, no link, nothing. i click share this page (what page i'm infact meant to be sharing exactly will remain a mystery through out the annuals of time) SURPRISE, nothing happens. Out of sheer desperation i drag my mouse over to the large ComplexMedia logo and click, the firefox swirling thing swirls for a second....could it be..the air becomes tense with anticipation of the great unknown.....NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS.in a last ditch effort i click the right arrow and the bar compresses to its smaller, more compact option. a wretched shadow of it former self, cowering in the corner. i click the arrow again, stupidly assuming the bar will expand back to its former righteous glory of uselessness, alas i am mistaken..... ZE ARROWS, ZEY DO NAZINGGGG! and i am stuck with the midget ComplexMedia bar until i refresh or go to a different page. if i want to pursue any of few stories that aren't about some homoerotic hypebeast sneakers i have to remember the title of the article and google it, well doesnt that sort of defeat the purpose of the media bar? i'm not against 12oz having advertisements but how about ones that work. seriously, is this thing meant to do anything, at all?
  9. Re: Any Pre-2006 members on anymore? name the girl, win a prize.
  10. Re: Any Pre-2006 members on anymore? REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY WHEN I...AND I HAD 3000 POSTS ON MY ACCOUNT AND....BACK THEN INTERNET PROP POINTS REALLY MEANT SOMETHING...AND ANOTHER THING! RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE
  11. he has some truly awful tattoos.
  12. BEST ONE; Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay. Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough. Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty. Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good. Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Sarah19fca: you like that? Bloodninja: I peel some bananas. Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Sarah19fca: Peanuts? Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Sarah19fca: What are you talking about? Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca: This is stupid. Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca: /ignore Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway. Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
  13. well i wouldnt have ol' chomper here, thats for sure
  14. i come across a LOT of fake polo, that looks legit to me. id be psyched if i found that in XL
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