Swindle

ive skimmed over little details of this but ill type the whole story i broke up with my ex, after a year or so we started speaking agaiin and were gonna get back together, right at the clutch she told me she'd beeen seeing someone else and she was gonna commit to him. so lesson learned, i proceeded to fuck both the girls she was jealous of on a regular basis, we'll call them S and J, then my ex's friend JC in the back of her tiny ass hatchback. some time passes and i run into my ex's friend L, she leaves a party to come hang out with me for a bit, i'm walking her back to the party and she says to me "so...can you fuck me in that park?" having previously hooked up with her i oblige and nut all over her dress, she giggles and says "(your ex) is at the party teehee" so i walk her back and the house its at has a tall fence but its pretty easy to see through as i walk past. i see L go right up to my ex and give her a big hug, whiping my cum on her dress, all over my ex, jackpot. some more time passes and i fuck L's bestfriend C. just once, it was pretty awesome. this chick adds me on facebook co we know the same people, she looks cute enough (boris tried to hit on her via xbox live :lol:) and shes down so she comes round and we're talking, i find out her older brother is my ex's new boyfriend. so obviously that just makes her more enticing, so yeah did that even if she was a little chubby. one night me and my ex have those 6-monthly random hey whats up talks. we start to get into a fight and i tell her i've fucked both the girls she always was scared id cheat on her with, 3 of her friends and her boyfriends little sister, who she was apparently close with. she cries, get angry, abusive, her boyfriend claims to never talk to his sister again (still hasn't to this day, i checked) and wants to beat me up (never seen him) so i get great satisfaction out of that. obviously distraught and not knowing who to turn to my ex confides in JC's best friend, F. well i had been talking to F prior to this so the very day after my ex opens up, F comes round to my house and with no persuasion swallows every last drop and enjoys being treated like a dirty whore. this story basically goes no where but basically its the perfect revenge on an ex. i'll admit i really did like her but after she fucked me around a couple of times i wised up.

you're all bent out of shape over a young porn star? trying to psychoanalyze her? seriously?

sam will be proud of you!

^ STOP, IN THE NAME OF LOVE

i got one question for these niggas, who run new york? could ya answer that? im on 15th st niggas, uptown new york, bang bang nigga harlem motherfucker

yeah how about some stuff that everyone from melbourne hasnt seen 8 trillion times already

post yours, you burner!

accepting that basically everyone i would wanna hang out with is going to the shitty local place that people my age go to. bout to pop some valium and watch the wire in protest

i burn you and all your no name friends :lol:

wow way to not only show your ignorance but also make australians look like sour bitches.

caught a kalm freight today in melbourne :)

i bet it took you about an hour to do all those fancy fill effects and like 30 seconds to draw the actual letters.

:confused: dont get mad when the only way people will know who you are is from the pictures you post of your backyard

what do you do with that big plank of wood once you wasted 60 bucks worth of paint on it, paint it again? :confused:

those nasty germans stayed with me once, they didn't wipe their feet at the front door and test sprayed inside :(

i sang that exact lyric today. small world story br0

i liked inception, it was awesome were you being serious with these?

seriousones personal details for sale: free or best offer

so wait seriousone just made fun of dead homies? and threatened to go to the police? somebody please hospitalise this guy, hes never gonna learn otherwise. you hate all these people on this forum but cant stay away, you wish you were a writer so so bad!

oh my god, i watched it before i saw the ads for it on this site. it actually had potential to be a good movie, but they kill off basically all the characters for no reason, in the most unbelievable ways. you know a movie is bad when chris brown out acts nearly the entire cast

good attempt at baiting someone to post their own flicks?

bump. can anyone give me any movies that i absolutely should see not just because "OMG ITS A CLASSIC MAN" but because they are actually entertaining? seen so many bad fuckin movies lately

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