ms.seyer

Only when I'm trying to be pimp-ish Tpbm can speak more than 2 different languages.

False. Tpbm likes getting their back scratched.

Never stopped lovin' the chubb.

False. I'll cum but no ice cream. Tpbm watches porn at least once a week.

Bump this shit!

False.. Tpbm has a thing for fat black chicks.

Congrats to the new mods.

False. I'll end up telling you to prep it in some unorthodox perverted way. Tpbm can give protester the recipe.

False. I don't know what 27 years without it is like, but I can tell you what 22 years without it is like. Tpbm ALWAYS feels guilty after cumming into a female's eye. :lol:

True. Tpbm can tell me what makes men feel guilty..on an average level since everyone's different.

False.. Unless I'm really really hungry. Tpbm gets to go home within the next hour.

Everyday! Sike. False. Tpbm could use a sammich right now... in any form..

True. Tpbm is over 30.

False. Tpbm is a healthy mofo.

False. Not sure what those things are, also don't feel like googling it. Tpbm has ever had that "something's missing" feeling.

False. Tpbm has been drunk around their co-workers.

Thanks for the porn, Cali! :lol: jk. As boring as this sounds- currently creating billing statements.

Waiting for office lunch orders to come back to me. All that while preparing a new office for our summer intern.

False Tpbm likes muffins.

Dear Schnitz, Congrats on being a daddy! -Seyer Dear self, No more edibles for you. -Seyerrrrr

RIP Illuminati, weird he was just posting on here last week if I remember correctly.

Still baked , at work trying to be half normal.

Doing online homework that's due before midnight. Fuck my life.

When I wake up early and create plans in my head on how I'll get ready early and get a good breakfast and shit... when in reality I just snooze more and wake up 5 minutes later than I usually do. When other chicks hog up the bathroom mirror but they're not using the sink but it's the only one not being used. Bitch I need to wash my hands properly and get back to trying on the last pair of size 5's

In, out. Same thing :lol: