ms.seyer

If I could have gotten my hands on it. update to the hour-- going to deposit some :$: during lunch.

Currently watching this hot guy talk on his cellphone in front of my office door/window. Attempting to not rape or rub one out on the clock....

exclusively for acquiring currency.

False, I'm not greek. The person below me can break down what the stereotype things are for greek girls.

True. Stay pimpin', pimpin'. The person below me has been sober all week.

True. The person below me believes in pimps up, hoes down.

decked out studded condoms

Yeah, look what you did to me! :huh: Right now: nodding off at work. I'm the worlds worst employee on Mondays, I don't do shit.

Icing my back at work. Having a broke back isn't fun. Fuck today.

True. Tpbm has graduated college.

False. Tpbm is wearing pants.

Flicking the bean. Just kidding. Bored in the office.

True. It helps my insomnia too. Tpbm is a prude.

False. Don't know what that they smell like. Tpbm is bored at work.

False. Don't have a mustache, but I know what would love to feel a mustache :lol: Tpbm has soft hands.

False. I don't have a dick. Although I doing things to them. Tpbm is glad that it's friday and is gonna get fucked up tonight.

Dear SmXL, Do you know any success stories with girls that have gotten the 3d or "feathered" eyebrow tattoos? I lack a lot of natural brows and I'm tired of having to shape it with brush and powder only to have it melt off before noon :lol:I have no budget so I'm willing to go some of the best. -Seyer Dear Gingerman, Currently texting you right now. Keep in touch. -SEYZ Dear CALi and SM, What is in Bakersfield?? -seyseysey

Dear certain oontzers, My bad if I've been out of touch for a while, I've placed myself in a personal rehab to get myself back. -MS Dear ladies, Has anyone ever tried permanent make up? Not talking about blue chola brows, but the 3d type things. -seyer

Dear CaliG, I'm really looking forward to this happening! I'll ask SM when she'll be in cali. -seyseysey

Dear Cali, Yes please, can we all have lunch together?? -Seyseysey Dear SMXL, Dead beat ass dads suck. The regret will catch up to him. -Seyer Dear INJ, I hope a trip out there will happen soon, I'm ready to leave cali for a bit. Btw, the LBD worked. The man popped out in contact again last friday, then sunday, then disappeared again. Still in recovery mode. Fuck that. -Seyz Dear everyone, I don't plan on having kids... ever. That's all. -seyer Dear week, Stop sucking so much dick already and end! -Seyer

Dear protester, Will do, and still doin' it. Cheers and beers, Seyerrrrrrrrr Dear tonight, Time to bring out the deadly black dress. I hope I still know how to work it. -Sleyer

Dear SMXL, Yes, lunch in the future is gonna happen indeed. -SEYER Dear B, After 2 years you just randomly ignore me. I guess it's over? I'm not gonna chase you to come back, do what you want. I just hope you recognize all the things that I've done for you through thick n thin, and the little to nothing things you've done for me. I'm finally listening to what my friends and family said- was to just drop you. Things can only get better for my life now that it's at one of it's worst. So yeah, fuck you and your boring radio show. I hope you get fired for all 3 jobs that you prized more than the relationship, ya sick fuck. -M.s. Seyer aka keepinitclassy

I was in here for about an hour friday night but two of you nurgas were sleepin.

Dear Rooolf Haoggis, Hi. -Ssssseyer Dear B, We're on and off,you give me hell, I'll hate but love you. At the end of the day you're the only one I can come back to... whether we're dating or not. I still got your back, and I'm glad you still got mine. -Ms. Firstname aka suckaforloveassnigga Dear BBOAT, Hi. Hang in there, it's almost the weekend before you and your girl can chase away snakes with cudgels like drunk Steve Irwins aka St. Patricks. -Seyoyayoms14longasssignoffinthisthreadoner Dear SMXL, I literally live on right by the border to Pacifica, CA. Is there some asshole that's distressing you from here? -$eyer Dear INJ, Hang in there, we're gonna do big things, remember? Stay outta trouble, son. -M.S. 14

Waiting for 28 minutes to be up so I can leave the office.