ms.seyer

False. I don't have the right instruments for that. Tpbm honestly thinks that urinating feels GREAT on a no homo level.

Rolling a j during my study break.

True. Tpbm walks around naked at home when they're alone.

True. Tpbm will win the powerball lottery thing.

True... Tpbm says boogie hands.

Ohhhhh yeeeeeah :cool: Tpbm is working a full shift at work today.

Honestly Doodie, you can get better pussy than this. Just sayin'

True. Tpbm has a voice made for swooning. :lol:

Just woke up, about to get dressed.

false. tpbm has a sex slave.

False. +plus+ will gladly share with seyer.

False. Tpbm has a nice dick.

Soo.... Are you gonna pound labia or keep watching these texts?

False. Tpbm uses 12oz on their phone sometimes

Doing overtime. Get me outta here!

False. Tpbm dabs.

You say no to ratchet pussy, Doodle dude can't.

False. Still at work. Tpbm has over 500 pics on instagram.

About to text injury to talk about life.

False. Always in the vibe. --Not in SF. Driving's a bad idea. Tpbm got issues.

She has a kid at 20 years old. That should say a lot. Check. She also text you after you met up to return her wallet, even if she didn't need to. Check. Has a ghetto bf nice enough to give you money- you can keel him. Check. Yeah seems like an easy hunt. I say give her the d-pop and beat guts.

False. Tpbm doesn't drive.

vaporizing for lunch while consuming lunch.

False. Tpbm is soft.

False. I'm able to eat boiling lava hot food without it destroying my mouth. Tpbm had a fat lunch.