dear germans
what the hell was that guy thinking at the club tonight when he busted out the robot? i am white and cant dance but would never bust out the robot in a club. his girl wAS TOTALLY oops caps lock giving me the ´please resq me look´
´ps gay dude´s goto the gay clubs its already a sausage fest as it is.
yours truley
drunken creamy potatoe
dear Frankfurt,
why does this city suck so much? i walked around for like 4 hours today and didnt see one fucking record shop or even a damn grocery store to get some cheap booze. what the hell...
signed
you know who