VEE.THE.VIPER

I think Jesus feels the same way.

oh well, tried to do a 3d thing... \ It actually has some cool prismatic light blue that didnt pick up on the scan, maybe I'll try again.

Best way to feel better about yourself: Go to Walmart at 2:30 am. Laugh at people. Pull up next to a hooker. As she walks up to your car, slowly, drive away. SLOWLY. Guaranteed she will chase your car. Why, I don't know. They always do. Go home, watch Tommy Boy.

Dang, guess I sit this one out then. I got work to do anyways... Dang! Thats a four letter word! Oh well. Feel free to use it.

Do you mean a peice with a 3d, or something different? Like that new-school 3-d looking stuff?

Yup, believe it or not, your scribbled throw-up and stick-figure lost to spaghetti.

Mercer took it. He kept with the theme. A one color battle would be cool for those of us with not enough time for theme battles.

Earl is right. One of the problems with 'male depression' is that men don't deal with it as openly as women do. Men arent supposed to be emotional. But if your family has a history of Depression, Manic or Bipolar, and you feel depressed for no reason, you need to address the problem. Drinking makes this problem worse, on many levels. Excercise. Bicycles are great, get outside. Martial arts are great, you get to hit people. (dont take Aikido, though) Keep yourself busy with your art, or hobby. Find someone with a lick of common sense to talk to. You probably wont get much good advice from internet forums.(get drunk and listen to Rage!?) Shrinks can be expensive, and use perscription anti-depressives as a last resort. Sometimes you are chemically imbalanced, sometimes your life just sucks. If it's the latter, change it. Get of the internet and do something productive. Now.

The problem with Mos Def was his having to think of words to use, instead of speaking the way he normally speaks. Mos def would stammer while he spoke, trying to think of big words to use in his conversation (to make himself appear 'articulate'), while trying to avoid slang. Bill Maher would occasionaly use terms like "it's all good" regardless of context, to make himself appear hip. It's like trying to speak spanish to a Latin person. You might think you're smart for knowing some spanish, but to a Mexican, you sound like an idiot. Regardless of what you're trying to say.

I seriously hope you keep an emergency fund.

After reading these last night, I thought about my dad. I watched him do drugs, mostly heroin, during my childhood. I remember being about 4, watching him and his friends shooting up. I laughed when the women would say "ouch" when they shot up, but the men didn't. I remember the flames, and the spoons. These things didnt bother me when I was a kid, I didnt know anything other than the junkies that my dad was always visiting. He was the dealer, and as a kid, I thought he was their leader. I wasnt scared when we would go into apartment buildings, as long as I was with him. He always had a gun. I used to play with them at home. He would take the bullets out, I would only play with the revolvers. To this day, I prefer them. When I got older, I realized what was up, people from my moms church would talk shit about my dad, about drugs. My mom hated him, but to be honest, he was way nicer than her, and far cooler than the assholes at church. I hung out at his house as often as I could. I learned alot about dealing from him. But as his health deteriorated, I saw him less and less. I knew he was dying slowly. The last time I saw him, I went to his house without calling first. He was so high he couldn't talk. He died when I was sixteen. I didnt cry. There was no funeral. But I miss him sometimes, I would have liked for him to meet his grandson.

By the way, regardless of all the stupid shit I post, this is real... DON'T TALK TO COPS. REMAIN SILENT. TALK TO YOUR LAWYER ONLY. Because anything you say WILL be used against you, not for you. Dont be afraid to spend the weekend in jail. Shut your mouth, give your name only. talk to your lawyer after you decide who your lawyer is going to be. Talking to cops, even lying . will fuck you up. And from personal experience, Copwatch does a half-ass job. But it's better than nothing, I suppose.

ROPE 13, HANGMAN IN THE GALLOWS, FUCK YEAH!!!

got to check your food if you live with roaches...I used to hunt mice with a blowgun, the was this one mouse that used to like to jump over my shoulder when i got cereal out the cupboard, then run between my feet to a mousehole. He was slick, I'd try to psych him out, but he would hide till he could jump right past my head and scare the shit out of me. Never did get him with the dart.

I got thursday off, so does this mean thursday midnight east coast, or thursday midnight west coast (here)? Also, the oz. ounce question. (i like ounce). OOH I HAVE AN IDEA! (just now thought of it): FEMALE CHARACTER BATTLE...no Bode broads.

Dont kill them, more will just come to the funeral. Just name them and they become pets.

Me: Am I free to go, or am I being detained or arrested? cop:Your free, to go, after i search you. me:I do not consent to a search, and you have no probable cause to search me. cop:well, I'm going to anyway, put your hands on the car please. me:county jail, here I come! Arrested for possesion, tried to fight the case on illegal search. Lawyer says," you SHOULD win, but the cop will just lie and say you consented to a search, and make up a reason why he detained you. Its his word against yours, and you have a criminal record. You will be convicted of a felony. I suggest you save your money, get a public pretender, plea to a misdemeanor." You have no rights, realistically.

Even though Hayabusa, Optick, and KOD all had better basic letter form (and my plan to "bring it back didn't quite pan out), I'm going to vote for... Skiller. The more I look at it, the more i like it.

This is true. You know what you are doing obviously. Some people getting involved dont know the lengths this organization will go to . Like I said I seen it first hand. this was before the Tom Cruise and John Travolta days. I hope this organization crumbles, it ruins lives.

Be careful. I know people who's organization fought to make it leagal to sue cults, as well as churches. an organization like The Church Of Scientology shut them down legally, as well as sent death threats, had them arrested, even set rats in thier house. I have seen these events first-hand. (google Margaret Singer, psychologist, she was one tough lady). These folks are no joke. Also, keep in mind, I've also known people who were Scientologists themselves. They were good people, and don't deserved to be harassed as individuals. Scientology is not a religion, it is a cult. Writers arent often victims of cults, we are not as weak-willed as others. It is important to be sympathetic to those who are. If anyone does involve themselves in fighting cults such as CoS, it is well worth it. bu tbe aware of the possible consequences.

Was this in the East Bay? The EST type dude? Anyhoo, my old ass boss uses ciches from the 40s so I never understand what he's talking about. " Steppin on my cha-cha", "he's shittin yella", "thems some potatos". And if I try to use one of his cliches, he looks at me like "what the fuck are you talking about".

FUCKDAMMIT!!!!

Some 80s shit for ya. With subliminal double-vision designs. And Achoe, NOW i see the S. Nice.

just jokes, baby, i got something for youse, 3d and all.

Thats what this thread needs... "My aunt was at a friends house, and her friend was evicted but didn't tell her. So my aunt got arrested for tresspassing and didnt have her ID, so she went to jail. I have to bail her out, and pick her up from county. She has asthma or some shit. I'd rather not talk about it, I'm kinda pissed at her." Or..."Personal reasons, I'd rather not lie, I just can't talk about it. I hope you understand."