lil_spenty

tell her you have aids. or simply dont respond to the texts. she'll quit texting you if she gets no attention.

metrosexuals have reared their heads in this thread.

how did new orleans not make the list?

vegans = homosexuals.

i had a girlfriend like this for 2 years. i ended up beating her. we're not together anymore.

if you arent able to suppress your emotions when she texts you, you may subconsciously be comfortable with feeling like shit when she texts you.

jesus = lie

half retarded* i'll give you that.

HAY GUYS WHATD I MISS

first oh yeah and im half irish. but not retarded.

IM SOLD

THEN HE WASNT LYING. HE IS BLACK.

ONCE A DAY. IN THE A.M. ADDITIONAL SHOWERS FOR: TAKING A SHIT HANGING OUT WITH GIRLS/GOING TO A PARTY EXCESSIVE BIKING/SKATING THERES A WHITE BOY UNDER ALL THAT DIRT!

PROJECT PAT

PROJECT PAT - RUBBERBAND ME

smart move. got an interview tmrw. maybe tmrw night then.

lolwut

alright my roomate has clippers. its going down. mullet pics later tonight.

HA-HA

the fucking dildo with the hat bahahaha

first. what the fuck? poor dude

you fucked your sister or what? explain

pretty much cant fuck with this. idk bout blanching or peeling. but these ingredients you cant screw up. fucking blueberries yo? what the fuck? i dont want that shit on my taco whoadie.:confused: and peaches? does that shit even grow in south america? i could understand pineapple maaaaybe, only because ive had a few decent ones... but man. idk fruit just takes it somewhere completely too white. /end rant.

this. i could definitely go life without lil wayne though.

long hurr, dont curr