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  1. Felt the same about the plates. But comped wine and dessert and I wasnt gonna say shit.
  2. The girl from Die Antwoord really let herself go.
  3. Had a Saturday off for once. Went to my friends restaurant and ate with the lady. Sesame ahi on seaweed with a dijon honey drizzle. Pepper and turmeric crusted lamb chops on garlic mashed with asparagus and a orange ginger glaze. Ordered mine rare and she got her med well. I hung my head in shame.
  4. I have bottles of white wine and sherry on my station for dishes. I squirt them in my mouth. My chef doesnt like this. I also made the fry cook smoke oregano because he kept stealing my towels and tongs. Kitchen humor 101.
  5. gate city is on point. hope you caught a VD from us.
  6. Monday night. Dollar PBRs and $ dollar Jameson. Im cheap and a drunk so thats my shit. Woke up and purged. Breakfast Lunch Bought a deep fryer AYE FLOCKA DIS DOG Then I got into a fight with two Islanders fans. Beat that ass 2 on 1. No charges, no arena ban, only a standing ovation from the crowd. Got a wake up face time yelling at Lunch Enjoyed the weather Put the fryer to use and deep fried all of this
  7. Went to the Hurricanes Islanders game tonight. Beat the shit out of two frat boys 2 on 1 in the arena. Got a standing ovation from onlookers.
  8. Australian rack of lamb, cooked rare cuz I ain't no bitch, asparagus with bernaise.
  9. Followed me on tumblr, stalked me at the tattoo shop in Asheville and is now driving across the state to see me. BUUUUUUT she is a virgin and plans on keeping it. I told her anal doesnt count and she agreed. This babd boy image is relly working out for me. I will try to get iphione pictures of the deflowering
  10. Whatever little faggot is writing Magik, dont tag every single car on the storage line and then write GSO when the fucking car is going to sit there for months. Your actions affect other people.
  11. Had a shit day due to punk rock girl. Got drunk after work, hopped the fence to the skatepark and skated til the cops came. And did the cops come. After 2 hours, which shames me as a tax payer. Dude ran my info, cleared me and took me out of cuffs, I told him i came to skate and drink and get lost in my thoughts. He smoked cigarettes with me, drank my last budweiser and bitched about his 3 ex wives and told me he was impressed I was out there in 20 degree weather at 3am. Made me do a kickflip and said he loved eating at my restaurant. Flippped my world upside down. I dont think im any better than I was before and I didnt get locked up and a cop didnt fuck my shit up. 2012 is fucking weird.
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