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Mercer

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  1. I'm more like windows Vista, I don't work very well, I smell like shit, and I come pre loaded with head lice.
  2. My bong is like windows, it's mostly glass a has a screen br0! 4:20 Br0!
  3. Thats not called biting when you're down under, they call it "a graffiti masterpiece" http://vimeo.com/19349921
  4. Thats like asking for an outfit that's comfortable to wear at both the Equator and North Pole. The only way to consistently get both exposed properly is in post. Either taking two or more shots exposed properly for each part of the composition and putting them together. Or having a really good sensor and adjusting the levels and fill light in a raw editor. I guess you could also do something similar by using good film and dodge/burn. Either way it has to be done in post or under special lighting conditions.
  5. Slow-Working Pitcher Really Getting Inside Head Of Kid In Crowd Who Needs To Go To The Bathroom DETROIT—Three hours and only six innings into the Tigers-Indians game last Sunday, Detroit starting pitcher Brad Penny's slow work on the mound was effective in getting inside the head of 6-year-old spectator Jacob Windham, who badly needed to use a restroom. "At this point—no outs, multiple lazy throws to first, and his dad refusing for a fourth time to take him to the bathroom until the inning's over—the kid's completely at the mercy of Penny," Tigers radio analyst Jim Price remarked. "You can see him squirming up there, shifting his weight around. He knows his only chance is to keep his head down and avoid looking at that fountain in center field." Following another mound visit by catcher Alex Alvila, Penny finally got to Windham when the kid pissed himself and had to be taken out of the game screaming and crying. Source
  6. Arise Jackie O, Jonathon of Kennedy Well, arise and be shot down The dirt's gonna be your dessert My cum beeeee your life source And the only way to get it Is to suck or fuck Or be poor and devoid and masturbate me masturbate me Then slurp it from your palm Like a dry desert soaking up rain Soaking up SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
  7. Stories about girls anuses: I was 17 and had never really thought about fucking a girl in her asshole before, but I overheard this hot bitch telling her friend she actually liked it. This made me think it wouldn't be a bad idea to try it out, and at that time I had a nice little freak that used to do anything I wanted her to do. I had her in a public bathroom bent over a sink with one leg up on the sink, I said to her "girl, what that asshole do" she looked back at me confused. I pulled it out and rubbed it up against her asshole and she looked back at me like "oh that" and then gave me the "go ahead" look. I thought she had already made the condom soak and wet pretty good, but it didn't go in so smooth like in porno movies and took a while to work in there. As soon as the tip was in, she screamed super loud and jumped up, when this happend the tip came out and it made a really loud pop sound. The pop sound and her scream sounded even louder because we were in a bathroom with kind of an echo and I started laughing pretty hard. She started freaking out and saying these sharp pains were shooting up her spine, eventually she started laughing with me when I made a pop sound with my mouth. I ended up working it in there a little later but nothing is worse than the smell of condom latex mixed with a hint of shit, so I never really got into it. Story #2: Fast foreword to the day I left Pittsburgh, I had a art school chick come over that morning, trying to smash one last time before I hopped on the greyhound. My roommates, or more accurately, my fellow squatters wouldn't leave so I could smash, so once again, I ended up fucking in the bathroom. This girl had an amazing body, skinny with really nice tits and the pussy looked like and orchid, her asshole looked clean as fuck also. Our bathroom was kind of gross, I had on a condom, plus I had wacked off earlier that morning, so getting a nut off was kind of tough. As I'm trying to pound the shit out of her I couldn't resist and just spit on my finger and stuck it in her cute little asshole. She liked it, so I said fuck it, and put two fingers in there, it was weird, I could feel my cock pounding her out in there. My cock was in her pussy and my fingers were seperated from my own cock by a thin layer off asshole and pussy skin. I ended up wrapping a finger around both sides of my dick, kind of like how you'd hold a cigarette between your fingers. I could feel my fingers with my dick and I was gripping my cock a little, it was almost like wacking off and fucking at the same time. If she wasn't so delicate I would have reach my hand into her asshole and rubbed one out real quick but didn't think she could take a fisting. I kept slapping her ass with one hand and kind of beating myself off with the other and eventually got that last Pittsburgh nut off.
  8. The funny thing is this kid used to come on here and got chased off for being fake as fuck. I wouldn't be surprised if more shit from the inspirational photographers thread shows up on there. His entire blog is based off of stealing other peoples photo's and not crediting them, surprised he did in this case. With that much stolen content he might as well just rock a tumblr. Instead of that shit this is a blog worth checking out IMO: Mook-Life, my boys from Montreal. These guys create their own content, photo's, and commentary and it's good shit. Peep the "Street Art" post, it's the begininning of a cool line of posts based on that type of photography.
  9. Aside from the face blurs no post on these:
  10. I do all my watermarks with bleeding cowboys.
  11. I got the same thing here. Using peoples work without their permission is so accepted now somehow you look like the asshole when you mention it. Even the exif data get stripped so watermarking your images is becoming more acceptable IMO. I can't stand finding a dope photo on a blog and not even knowing who the photographer is.
  12. Speaking of getting new film cameras, anyone have experience opinions on Yashica TRL cameras. Or any recommendations for a TRL for between $200 - $500 (used).
  13. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvjwUpkzr3g&feature=player_embedded
  14. What random forum would that be out of curiosity, do they have a props system there?
  15. It's funny how some people still sleep on Pittsburgh. All the places I've lived since leaving and still nothing comes close to what Pittsburgh was like in the 90's
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