Mercer

Props on this for more than the food, the flex flowing through you bringing balance to the future.

Looks like you left her drippin' #nopulloutclub

When she blinks they suck back into her face probably.

The nose is OK, it's the rest of her head that is too small. That's why her eyes are bulging out like that, there's not enough room in her tiny ass head to fit them inside so she's sporting those buggy semi snail eyes.

Her head/pallet might be too skinny to fit a dick properly, but I'm down to feel molars on both sides. It would make me feel like I was huge, I'd probably just go with it and instruct butterface in a deeper voice than normal.

I'm trying to see whats under that hijab.

Easy smash IMO, she looks like she can really fuck so I can overlook the hair thing The real question here is: if she just took a shower and shampoo'd, conditioned, and blow dried that muff would I be able to go in face first. That's a tough one.

Obvious

This is what we'll all be dealing with this spring if they don't classify the waxing places as essential. I'll leave that musty bush drippin.

3/27/2020 5:04 am Wake up, use flash like I don't know how technology works alerting a lakeside neighborhood there's a fool close by 5:06 Only drink coffee imported from Yirgacheffe in Ethiopia, smells like citrus when it's ground. Wonk Saggin 5:11 am Gucci in the kitchen water whippin' 5:16 am Breakfast, then shower get dressed 6:15 am Lunch/Breakfast packed by wifey 6:23 am New Kicks came in the mail last night, a rare "allowed to wear in house" opportunity exploited. 6:40am preparing to roll out for the day 6:45 Three cones packed 6:46am Leftovers from grinder go in the dugout 6:46 am Just a quick taste 6:50 am pocket/wallet content check, word is the same ox slashed another oontzer earlier 6:50 am Still too thiiiiiiick when it's packed for me, time to hit the road though 8:47 am found the culprit, water damage on a duct detector for a massive parking garage fan unit 8:48 am Just before I replaced the card and head in less than 30 minutes, clear the fire alarm panel's trouble, and get this fan unit working again 9:37 am Gloves come off, hands wiped clean and sanitized upon entering the vehicle. 10:40 am A temperamental subject disturbing an entire high rise, luckily I know just the trick to satisfy her, fixed in less than 5 minutes 10:45 am Rewarded with a concert in the parking garage from this beauty by the building engineer 11:45 am Lunch time, thermos meals are highly recommended 12:03 am Brand New Work Vehicle Flex 12:12 Time for a hike in the garden. 12:16 They bold now 12:17 Fuckizyou lookin at kid? 12:20 They maintaining proper dissidence, and social distance by climbing rocks. Proper. 12:34 Forgot to take off tools, keys, voltmeter but at least my feet dressed for my best Colorado life. 12:43 Checking out my favorite artist's work 12:50 Soon to be: On the road again... 1:04 Attitude back on gratitude after lunch, a long drive ahead, hustle is essential 5:15 Emergency communications restored after an open heart surgery, Mercer's about that overtime life 5:26 Gloves come off outside of the vehicle only to wash the hands 5:27 Blue collar worker rule number 9, only clean hands shall touch PP (cropped) 5:39 Feed the horses in the back 5:43 Gas, grass, and (hopefully one day) ass will be available here. 7:02 My favorite time is spoiled brat time with this dog poop factory 7:06 Flexxelence poppin off in the kitchen when I come in the door wavin the .44 7:43 All you heard was poppa don't fuck with hamburger helper no mo 8:21 Local desert is a must, just before bed, I'm old and I'm usually out before 9:00 pm

Woooooooooo! I'm just in here to take credit for my wife's cooking.

Cooking with Corona AKA Pantry Essentials Caramelized Shallot Pasta (Shallots, Tomato Paste, Anchovies, Garlic, Chili Flake, Parsley) Lemon Turmeric Tea Cake A friend of ours here who's into foraging gave us a bunch of lemons she got in California. Shakshuka with Feta Upside Down Blood Orange Cake (Somehow my wife scored blood oranges also). Roasted Aloo Gobi Chocolate Walnut Banana Bread

IDK, that pussy so close to death it's probably cold and clammy.

I gotta be honest, I couldn't do it.

BTW, our fridge crapped out on us when we moved in, and just got fixed today. Been a bad month to not have a fridge.

Crisp Gnocchi (potato dumplings) With Brussels Sprouts, fresh from my wife's Cooking with Corona series. Gotta cook whatever is available.

We’ll figure this profile delete issue out together @Jackie Smash, please post more photos, this is good. I’m not broken yet.

Trash

I’ve always wanted a house that can poop a dildo into another house’s asshole.

Novelty smash big booty.