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I don't know if its true but my friend just said George Lucas is looking at making another three films in like 2020 when the technology for filming is better.

^This. Typical Janitors are stereotyped as pissed off grungy looking guys, that no one wants to associate with because they work with shit for a living. If he did try to make a move & failed the ultimate stereotypical janitor move would be to snitch and get someone else fired to make their life as shitty as yours.

Forgive my unorganized belief ramblings ahead of time I'm thinking along the lines of Moon's idea also. If God exists, and created man as flawless creatures, then he would theoretically be making Clones of himself, as a exact clone of God we have his power to do anything possible. In doing so we would all be gods, and reality as we know it would be subject to whatever we individually made it to be, if we are an exact perfect clone we would have to make life exactly as God did before us, since his design is perfect. We would make multiple perfect Utopian existences(alternate realities if you will), because we are innately born perfect. Now if life is perfect in all of our created realities, then a cycle of perfect multiple existences with no other outcome would constantly be made, from every cloned perfect creation and it's offspring, and the cycle would infinitely continue. In response to Ski's post God had to create Evil/Good (flaws/imperfections in life). In doing so he gave everyone free will which breaks the infinite cycle of perfection(Makes him the only single perfect being, that with infinite power can explain, create, destroy, or hide anything from humans). Success, or actual progression can not be made if your already at a state of constant perfection, you can't have perfection without imperfection it is a contradiction, because perfection must be reached, or by humans at least attempted to be reached. Which they can't unless they receive it from a higher being. Good and Evil are counterparts that can't be in existence without one another, and free will is what allows humans to lean towards Good/Evil actions. These actions are trials put on Earth by God, and it is a humans choice to react and act accordingly to tragedies and great moments in life. Science and Faith can't explain what occurs before or after life they can only assign speculations, and if God Exists perhaps life is just a interview by God to see what he will do to you once you die. As for God's Judgment day in the Book of Revelations, if everyone was giving free will from the beginning of time, and was given rules to follow ahead of time to follow, then the idea of all evil (imperfection that falls away from perfection) being destroyed, and all good( imperfection that strives to be perfect) being finally being brought back into the presence of perfection(God), except without his powers, sounds plausible to me. In short I think if God exists he is perfect, and is all knowing. He knew ahead of time nothing could be perfect accept him. Therefore his children/creations can't be perfect or we would be exact replicas of him, and would do exactly what he did. I could fall behind a belief system where a higher being knowingly created humans with flaws to either strive to be good or evil, rather than cloned perfect beings, which logically to me perfection can't exist without imperfection.

^Noble steed of man love.

Yeah I couldn't find the clip where he gets his bike jacked, and his telescopic spy mirror, but this clip portrays the stereotype that bike cops are all jackasses that no one likes. Officer Dangle

Venus Fly traps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLqT5OZ80DY&feature=player_embedded

You do the roofing only, or the insulation also? I was basically tricked into this job, I was led to believe I would be wiring and installing a ac unit. Ended up climbing in and out of a attic all day, ripping out old fiberglass insulation and replacing it. Wouldn't have sucked as much if I was told I would be handling insulation, and didn't end up coming to the job like a jack ass in dickies and a t-shirt, when everyone else is wearing jump suits.

Get her some chocolate dipped fortune cookies, because that shit tastes goods, and you know you'll end up eating it anyways after she opens it.

Notice he doesn't threaten to backhand his main hoe. Biggest mistake a pimp can make falling in love with one of his bitches.

Am I the only one who read the first line as if it smells like a dick, then filled it in for everything else because it fits the situation? Now you can settle this two ways the non-discreet way which will end with you breaking up with your girl, or the discreet way which will take this guy out of the picture forever. The non-discreet way involves you acting as if you don't give a shit that she hangs out or talks with this guy. What your gonna want to do is invite some people over to your house, and this "friend guy's" ass also, for a "kickback get together" so your girl doesn't suspect foul play. Then your going to leave with your other guests on a pizza run, leaving your girl her "friend" and a unnecessarily large amount of alcohol alone together. Now when you leave your going to chill in a van that is loaded with surveillance equipment, so you can watch them get down. The moment this happens you run back to your pad, kick the door in, catch your girl with her "friend's" junk in her mouth, then you kick her ass out of the house. Finally you consume mass quantities of pizza with your homies that night to numb your pain and torment. Discreet way involves you planting some cocaine, and a concealed fire arm in this "friend's" jacket or car. Then call the cops anonymously from a pay phone, and report a crazed drug dealer that has a gun. After he gets arrested and goes to jail for quite some time, you tell your girl, you had a bad feeling about this guy, and he was probably planning on killing her. Which is why he was stalking her over facebook. Finally you get your junk sucked, and you two live happily ever after.

Tom Sawyer could convince you to suck his dick, before he allows you to whitewash a fence.

I want to be dropped into the Earth's atmosphere and incinerated. Or dropped in a fake space ship back into earth, to make a fake alien crash site.

Granted but on the way home after eating it your gonna get stuck in traffic, and get diarrhea. I wish I had a new amp.

^ Name is pronounced Jack off sore, because he beats his dick like it owes him money. . . Brasif beats off furiously to good house keeping magazines.

^Family doesn't let him cook anything for Thanksgiving, and he still sits at the kids table.

Off topic that first youtube train sounded like a tie fighter from star wars shifting gears, and shooting lasers. On Topic, this train gets some decent air Off Topic not derailments but involves trains anyways. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGCACxizmPE

This. Although if they have the exact item in stock a few days before the Friday sale, I have heard of people hiding the object they want in totally different sections behind other products just before closing time, in hopes of finding it again on Friday untouched.

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD Thanks, this turd looking basket dwelling creature intrigues me.

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD What the hell is this from, and anyone have the link to the gif where it jumps out of the basket?