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^Is acting like that is a rhetorical question, but secretly wants a detailed account of this 2 inch penis as a bedtime story.

News Reporter is all like "Kids do the darnedest things"

Go torrent this album just for the song Dicks of Death. Next time you go to a fastfood restaurant and begin to pay for your food in completely change, have this song playing on a loop in your car. Then see how long it takes for them to dismiss you without paying for your food or ask you to leave.

What is the deal?

I have an entire folder of papers from junior year in high school up until now in college, that start off as notes within the first 30 minutes of class. They then finally devolve into my random crappy drawings.

I use bars, because they are cheaper and seem to last longer than liquid soap. Also who the hell actually rubs a bar of soap in their ass and against their Johnson and thinks its going to clean them. Last I checked your supposed to lather your rag,loofah, or whatever you use to scrub your ass up with soap, then actually scrub your ass and Johnson with said item, then wash that shit later. Dove always in my tub. Doesn't dry my skin out like most bar soap. Oh and never use this shit, or any "unscented" soap they small like raw natural soap, the kind that is made of goat fat or some shit. It's horrid it smells like nacho vomit solidified in bar form, and it drys the shit out of your face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu2cliK1eU0&feature=related

^Other special was a prison take on a White Russian. After he smuggled a carton of milk and a chocolate bar back in his ass back to his cell he would mix it with his own batch of toilet wine, he calls it the Hershey squirt special.

You do realize then that her ex-boyfriend/guy who probably got away with murder is going to come to pick her up from your house in a few days.

*If she asks to use the phone don't let her.* If you do she will invite over some of her huge dyke ex-fed friends. Then they will trash your house, force you to cook them grilled cheese sandwiches all night, and serve them drinks while you wear a apron. Then to top it off they will take turns having sex with your guest, while you wash the dishes and cower in fear in the kitchen. Finally if you manage to not get anally raped by a huge Russian feminist named Olga who will duct tape a cucumber to her snatch, you can go to bed with only emotional pain. Oh and your wallet, piggy bank, and playboy magazines will be missing the next morning too.

If tonight's secret ingredient was semen, IronChef would have no trouble incorporating it into his dishes because he already has had experience with this ingredient as a food server in prison.

Failed contraband search.

Water gun production seemed to have been pulled after the release of this gun. . . I wonder why.

First guy looks like like an ass, but the 2nd pic just makes me wonder if they were thinking "you know we get trash-talked on a routine basis when we take pics alone. How about we line up nuts to butts and combine our questionable sexuality into some sort of gay conga line or ultimate gay totem pole.

^Was home schooled his entire life, every morning his dad would make him cinnamon rolls and rub one off on his breakfast. Now if you ask radiologist if he wants Cinnamon rolls he will reply "my dad makes the best cinnamon rolls ever". . . You have developed a taste for semen and never even knew it.

^Joined the yearbook committee when he was in high school to increase his social status. He was photo shopped out of every social event pic in his senior yearbook.

^Team captain of his school's flag spinning squad.

Wouldn't consider myself a collector that knows the value of comics, but I do snag them and read them on occasion from thrift stores and swap meets. Superman getting his ass kicked by his friends, and getting his ass kicked in general is pretty funny.

^ Openly admitted to having a gay relationship. I see no need for further dissing

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD Anyone have the full clip or story on that price is right gif?

Anyone who makes a signature about their own name needs to get punched in the face. Anyone who uses bro in their signature needs to get punched in the face twice.