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DGK404

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  1. The back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
  2. ^This guy tried to make some extra cash selling some semen at a sperm bank, but they told him they don't accept donations from people with less than desirable qualities. So now he has a job at the sperm bank collecting semen from donors, and he is the jizz-mopper for all the collection rooms.
  3. ^This guy's mom left him in a basket on the porch of a nun convent 30 mins after birth. Ten mins after the nuns found him they left him at the front door of a Fire station. Ten minutes after the Firemen found him, they duct-taped him to the side of a bus, and let it take him deep into North Hollywood. Ten minutes after the bus came to a stop, his mom saw a baby duct-taped to a bus, and she decided to do the right thing and take it down to take care of it. After she found out it was you again, she put this as her 3rd most regretted one hour time-span in her life after giving birth to you, and getting it on with her 1st cousin at her annual family reunion inside of a vomit drenched bounce house.
  4. I second Panama, even more so after seeing this crazy outfit. Costa Rica Slovak Republic
  5. This movie has some messed up and amazing animatronics, better than half of modern cgi monsters today in my opinion
  6. I hate it when Someone asks me a yes or no question, and if I answer yes, they respond asking "no?". How the hell do you hear no out of yes, I know at least 6 people that do this. That and when people ask a question that needs a double negative response, like "do you not want to go to the park", so I'll answer no to cancel out their negative meaning yes I want to go, then I end up having to explain some shit about two negatives in a sentence canceling out to them.
  7. ^ This guy's mom wears army boots, and even she thinks he is a bitch.
  8. You can't even say shit, since you constantly have a ball gag masked to your face, since your sexual partner is tired of the shit that comes out of your mouth. . . which is why he packs it back in your butt.
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    shakira

    I watched like the first 30 secs on mute as well, and was wondering why it looks like she is climbing into a glitter covered vagina.
  10. Midnight Meat train. Last year I heard some kids talking about this, and I assumed they were talking about some gay porn, or a euphemism for late night sex. Then I found out it was an actual movie yesterday while browsing the netflix selection on xbox live marketplace.
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    OMEGLE

    Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hola Stranger: man im tired of all these bitches freakin out when i break out the weed after i smash shit is irritatin You: Yeah they be tripping Stranger: its what they do You: Like damn B you really gonna get pissed just because I want to light a dub, after we do the rub? You: You feel me? Stranger: reel talk Stranger: http://i32.tinypic.com/oaympe.jpg Stranger: enjoy Stranger: thats my chick though Stranger: so dont even think about it You: Something else, they be tripping when you out got your homies at your pad. But when they go out clubbing they dont give a shit or think its bad. Stranger: well you need a reel bitch Stranger: she wont pull that shit You: Word Where you pick up a fly beezy that wont pull none of that hood rat shit on ya? Stranger: shiit idk Stranger: not in tha hood Stranger: but white girls are crazy too You: Library or some shit ya dig ^_^b, thats probably where. You: White girls be nasty though. Stranger: haha comedy You: Like its russian roullette when you hit it with a white girl, your bound to get some shit. Stranger: haha fo real? Stranger: i havent ran into any freaks like that You: White girls near me at least they skanky, like you don't know who they been with. Stranger: yee i know a few like that Stranger: but same goes for the hood rats my dood Stranger: i always throw rubber on Stranger: unless its the wifey Stranger: if its a jumpoff, thats a no no You: Yeah real real. I'm gonna try and pick me up a lady at seaworld or some shit, they love dolphins and all that mad oceaongraphy shit they probably be cool. Stranger: nigga yous crazy Stranger: who you listen to Stranger: im fuckin with ROSS and GUCCI right now You: I guess so, You into them big ass hoes, I want me a Librarian who can cook me some macaroni and aint gonna be creeping or try and stab me in the night if I marry her. Stranger: and cook for me Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Gaming

    Anybody see the Wii spray app, some German guys made? It's pretty bad how gimmicked out the wii can get. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t2dClKpK88&feature=related
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    Gaming

    If ps3 is fully backward compatible you should check out all 7 of these gems. If you enjoy shoot em up co op games this should keep you entertained. runs around 20 bucks brand new with paid shipping on amazon.
  14. M.C. Escher knows how to paint and draw the illogical.
  15. Needs more local news overhyped propaganda.
  16. Re: What's The Last Movie You Saw The Sequel Saw Mr Brooks on tv yesterday, went under the radar when it came out but if you enjoy any movies that involve mental problems, and addiction as the main theme, you might enjoy this movie. Character development is interesting because the main character is an anti-hero not a crazed villain.
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