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You: Hola
Stranger: man im tired of all these bitches freakin out when i break out the weed after i smash
shit is irritatin
You: Yeah they be tripping
Stranger: its what they do
You: Like damn B you really gonna get pissed just because I want to light a dub, after we do the rub?
You: You feel me?
Stranger: reel talk
Stranger: http://i32.tinypic.com/oaympe.jpg
Stranger: enjoy
Stranger: thats my chick though
Stranger: so dont even think about it
You: Something else, they be tripping when you out got your homies at your pad. But when they go out clubbing they dont give a shit or think its bad.
Stranger: well you need a reel bitch
Stranger: she wont pull that shit
You: Word Where you pick up a fly beezy that wont pull none of that hood rat shit on ya?
Stranger: shiit idk
Stranger: not in tha hood
Stranger: but white girls are crazy too
You: Library or some shit ya dig ^_^b, thats probably where.
You: White girls be nasty though.
Stranger: haha comedy
You: Like its russian roullette when you hit it with a white girl, your bound to get some shit.
Stranger: haha fo real?
Stranger: i havent ran into any freaks like that
You: White girls near me at least they skanky, like you don't know who they been with.
Stranger: yee i know a few like that
Stranger: but same goes for the hood rats my dood
Stranger: i always throw rubber on
Stranger: unless its the wifey
Stranger: if its a jumpoff, thats a no no
You: Yeah real real. I'm gonna try and pick me up a lady at seaworld or some shit, they love dolphins and all that mad oceaongraphy shit they probably be cool.
Stranger: nigga yous crazy
Stranger: who you listen to
Stranger: im fuckin with ROSS and GUCCI right now
You: I guess so, You into them big ass hoes, I want me a Librarian who can cook me some macaroni and aint gonna be creeping or try and stab me in the night if I marry her.
Stranger: and cook for me
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