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My wife is American, but Chinese by ethnicity. You definitely got your intel on me fucked up with someone else. 😆

I don’t recognize the name. Did you used to go by something else on here?

Black Thought is the GOAT.

John’s is definitely the best, he missed out. They close mad early though. Think they close at 2 or some shit. He should’ve checked out Gooey Louie’s, they’re second best.

I actually did. Stopped at the Habib to get a beer and tripped the fuck out when I seen it. Made a IG post telling fools they don’t even know. 😆

Oh, to answer your question, nah never that. I need mad room for my nuts to hang. 😎

I’ve never been to China. You must have me confused with someone else.

I’m still pretty argumentative, especially when I’m drunk, but I usually try and find better ways to spend my time. So I don’t go in as much as back in the day, but I did get my IG deleted because too many trumptard snowflakes reported me for “bullying and harassment” . Which seems to be their new tactic when losing a argument. Dedication to finding legit cheesesteaks anywhere outside of Philadelphia is pointless. There’s a couple places that claim it that pop up here and there, but they’re trash.

At one point you could get a passable cheesesteak at this place called Jersey Mike’s. But they switched up and are trash now. The hoagies (they call them subs) are still aight, nothing spectacular, but their cheesesteaks have been trash for the past couple years.

Yo @misteravenWTF is this shit? 😆

Except my kids, they just wear normal fitting pants. The shit that would’ve been called baggy 10 years ago, but is probably considered on the tight side these days. 😆

All the youngsters down here outgrew that TPWF shit and are now dressing like me when I was their age. 😆

I been in San Antonio for the past 15 years. Go back to Philly every summer for vacation. Haven’t got knocked for those warrants yet when I’m there, knock on wood.

I’m in FB jail for telling a bot to short circuit and die. Oh, and my IG got deleted for arguing with trumptards and other assorted dipshits. Both are garbage these days anyways, but now I’m addicted to looking at my phone. Keep me entertained, you fucks! 😆

The fuck? 🤣

Pretty accurate.

Fucking christ, I actually encountered this once. Met the chick at a bar. She was friends with my coworker/buddy. We hit it off, next thing you know it's after 2 and time to bounce, then we're making out on the street. Next thing you know we're making out in the cab back to my crib. Then we're in the crib and I'm about to give shorty the pounding of her life, then the pants come off. Uuuuuggggg.... I just bit the bullet and strapped up and gave her as quick and effortless business as I could to squeeze out a nut then pretended to fall asleep till I did. I swear shorty was gonna get the pounding of her life before she had to go and ruin it with them hippy legs. Shit, she might've even had the armpits to match. (facepalm)

Yo Jasp, don't even waste your time arguing with these corny motherfuckers. It just gasses them and makes them feel important. Lowering yourself to their level just raises them in their heads. Don't give them free rep. Make them earn that shit.

If this is even a serious question, then you're gay as fuck too.

You're definitely gay as fuck.

You sure you don't have that backwards?

Where's those old bloody tampons when you need them?

Yo whatever happened to that guy Dawood? He was cool as shit. Last I heard he was bouncing to Yemin or some shit? I hope he didn't turn into some jihadi ass nigga.