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So this guy I know, when he was like 17, he came home really blazed, and his dad, this uptight christian type, asks him what he was up to. Anyway, the conversation went on, and somehow the two end up talking about his fathers upcoming birthday. And the pops is all like "hey, what are you getting me for my birthday?" half jokingly, half serious. And he responds. "Im getting you this full scale electronic dildo with a tape recorder in the ball sack, so you can record messages that play when it is being used, and its gonna say "yeah, yeah you take it, you like that! you take it!"
he then exploded in laughter and was subsequently sent to military school.
true story.