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Stinkycooter169 Fuck yeah.

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now." "Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit." *stolen

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!! *stolen from funny.com

What about the needle cap?

First. Looks good. Hope they do some stuff on older guys like Ted Bundy.

I dont go to school fer another week.What do you go to school for that allows you to stay on 12oz? i dont think ive seen anyone that isnt on a distinguished road. p.s. "distinguished" is one big fuckin word

go to sleep.

Then get offa thisa here interweb and go to bed.or school.whatever. Seriously, what the hell is it?

Re: Gliks, Life begans at 30 Happy Birfday.

What the hell is a distinguished road?

Re: World Tarde Center....teh movie "He's in everything"

I thought you mispelled "Career" at first. Go to papercase and post in "Toys post here"

Blamtallica!!!

Tonce just got on my list of favorite writers

^^I think you you got the cap off of a shoe cleaning product? I had a couple of those before, but they clog really fast, and aren't really useful since they spray about the same width as a stock cap, only a little cleaner.

I live in Oklahoma. In the city though, never get to see any of that stuff. Have you ever witnessed any explosions yet? And what do you actually do?

How ironic.

There we go^^^

What about tidepool? *Krylon

Blayer sucks What about Blamtera?

Foreskin. But I too am fond of "BLAM-TALLICA!!!!".

^^^What?

Sara jay...hell yes. Jeanie Rivers Amber Michaels

I would of never thought of googleing "forbidden art"

Wheres Lens?