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ooooh. i love me a newport 100. 50 cent at the corner store. I cant bring myself to buy a pack of Ports. I just cant do it... i would smokem too fast

rabies is alot sweeter

do females do this shit too? I know a kid that pisses in places when he is asleep. He sleep walks. Pretty sure he thinks its the toilet and will piss in the dryer or on a coffee table

yo what up with google oner and the anti graffiti coating. Google oner is twoface as fuck

shit. I was drunk as hell on my way to work this morning.

Come up here I know of 1000 sq/ft 2 bedroom flats on linwood and dexter.

why the fuck would you want to move to manhattan. I heard Ross Rachel and Chandler just kicked phoebe out and need a roomate.

some trick approached me with a 3 dollar blowjob last saturday. Seems that the blowjob market is flooded or something. 3 fucking dollars Said she was chasing the hard core. I told her that she didnt need to smoke that and she told me she still needs to fuck.

Ok i see 10 titties at a sausage party

scarface style. fill your safe

cheese period. I dont care what kind it is. swiss/feta/blue/sharp cheddar/aged cheddar/

free sunday Tiger game watched the pistons at the bar did a burner at the marketyard. walleye rice and asparagus for dinner only problem... tryin to trap this new female up. Got shit all set up and she fell through. Shit happens too often with this one. may have to toss her back

man. they fed jimmy hoffa to some pigs like 30 years ago. no jimmy hoffa in milford. i been to milford. nothing but rich rednecks

Every since i can remember i been workin these hoes something something put the money in my hands something something got the keys to the bakery something bout fakery. I like that new carter II rewind shit. I definitly like that joint i steal juice from that shit every time it plays

You got a fair shake. I took atleast 110 mg of xanax. Maybe more. I know i started with a full bottle of blue footballs and 15 totem poles. 3 days later i had 2 poles and 7 footballs I woke up in jail. Im pretty sure some lortab got thrown in the mix and I mildly ran into something car wasnt really but a small bump in the fender and the police got a warrant for my blood. I wasnt drinking but im on felony paper. I got a lawyer but im fucked. Im still waiting for something to come in the mail. I dont even know i should show up for probation. I mean fuck. They just gone throw me away anyhow. Might as well make them find me I dont know 12 oz what should i do. Ride it out or ride out? In case its not clear i got a small problem with totempoles. I start poppin them shits and i forget i took them. I heard you can overdose but i probably ate 200 mg in 3 days before. Just taking 5 at a time every half hour. Pretty quick you start forgetting how many you just took

Re: Men are more superior then women [Debate] women scare the shit out of me. Always fuck me up. then i keep coming back for more

rshit you probably catch crabs faster than you capture some crabs.

shit. You probably make more money fucking arubian bitches and broadcasting/marketing your exploits on the internet than catching crab. On the flip side doing them things you could end up potentally catching crabs and smelling like fish

Re: Men are more superior then women [Debate] i got a problem with women. This may sound homofucktual as shit but i wish i was asexual. Females never done nothing but cost me money give me the clap, play with my emotions. If i never discoverd the pussy i would be a happy guy. Its too fucking late for me with the shit. oh If i could do it over

Re: Men are more superior then women [Debate] geez up hoes down. Im jaded as fuck. these bitches cant even get a drink out me

i liked the shoot the shit thread. The name was changed so i couldnt locate it. So heres the shit. Birthday sucked. My cat killed a chipmunk. I had to visit the family and this also sucked. I work too many hours. Im about to take a steamy bubblebath. Also theres a big ass spider loose at my place. I got probation tomorrow and hopefully they will ammend my drug test frequency. I hope to quit smoking by slowly weening myself with apple flavored bandits. I feel kinda shitty for the last month. Got some personal shit thats not leaving me alone. Fuck. someone finish me off. Go ahead shoot the shit

i want to learn a new trick. Any suggestions?

i tried to rack some mothersday flowers but got caught no trouble. Last year i switched up the sticker and payed 3 for a big ass orchid

i honestly dont remember.

do what geezpot says and get knuckled down. Everybody does a background check these days it seem. Heres a thought. Get a job cutting hair in a salon with lots of hoes and fuck all they friend. Go to inovage.com. People i work for got offices all over. Its dirrect sales. They teach you how to sell, consign you the merchandise and you get paid every day. Not for everybody... you got to have thick skin.... Or do it yourself. Go to the dollar store or something buy a bunch of cheap shit and flip it on the streets. Pack up a duffelbag.... If you decide on this shit get at me and ill school you on the pitch. I sold a bag of rocks on the street for five dollars. not crack. Im talking about the rocks you find on the ground. I was just able to impules someone enough to give me 5 dollars without seeing what they was buying. I told them it was my "special deal"