*PROTOCOL*

"Hurt" by NIN. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S37hxwveC2Q

Dont know if it's been posted. "Take on me" by A-ha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leMzjdb2WVw

O rly?

What Do you give a dead baby for christmas? A dead puppy.

Holy shit this is the most distubing joke I've ever heard......Props!

Oh yeah, "bitch".

Re: My Master's Thesis on Graffit Fuck that. I dont want people to "understand" or "respect" graffiti. That will never happen. Society will never respect destruction of private property, graffiti will always be looked down upon by society at large and I like it that way. I think its fuuny whenever theres a gallery show and the owner ends up getting pissed off at the chaos that ensues (fights, vandalism, broken bottles etc...).Thats what you get for trying to take something as wild as graffiti off the streets and into the confines of your gallery.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE! For reals.

You cant drink on the street here in Denver but you can bring a keg to the park.

What you do is tell her to wear just a belt then hit it doggystyle and have your friends bust into the room with a camera while yelling "RODEO, RODEO!" and try to hang on.

Pretty cool.

Thats because jeans suck and are too tight. They limit your range of motion. Buy Dickies instead. Or steal.Edited for economical reasons.

That ROM FOUR takes the cake for at least the next 5 pages.

Damn dude I hope your exagerrating. If not, thats a little too much info:eek:

Finish work aka browsing 12oz, homegirls b-day party, sex with the ex or sex with some new, hopefully control myself enough to avoid whiskey dick syndrome (no homo).

Re: Splinter in The Shitter Another fun thing. Next time you go to an event with balloons, take a silver permanent marker with you. go around and ask people to sign your balloon with your marker. This will make them feel special, and when the silver touches the balloon, the chemicals eat through that shit and the balloon pops in their face! Mwa ha ha!

The bird flu. Come on now people.

I liked being able to eat blackberries wherever I went. I got laughed at for trying to find some schwag weed at some spot where kids were just hanging out.

Re: Splinter in The Shitter You know whats fun? Texting random messages to random phone numbers. Its not as intrusive as a prank call and youd be surprised at some responses. Pretending like you know the person is fun too. Work is slow tonight.

I cant believe Boulder is putting time, effort and money into something this petty.

Awwww, they just care about you and know whats best for you. But fuck them anyways. Sneak out the window tonight and do some graffiti to get back at them and anyone else that tells you what to do.

This guy needs to get on 12oz, so I can give him props! The women should be arrested for being so dumb.

Whatever. If her artwork and emotions and feelings are so "VERY" personal, why does she have that shit flaunted on MYSPACE, where anyone and there moms can see it.

Sometimes at work when I'm fucked up off of something or other, people will pass by me and say "hi" and I'll just reply "yep".