Hayabusa

cut the spot open with a knfe then pour lemon juice, salt, and vinegar on the wound itll hurt like a bitch, but it wont itch

i saw an episode the other day ali g was talkin to some politician about money and asked "why dont we have a $51.45 bill, this way we wouldn't need any change?" to which the politician replied " well how would u pay for something thats $51.50?" to which the genius ali g replies "yo, id just whip out my $51.50 bill then! Safe!" hahahahaha fat cat got owned, he had nothing to say to that

heres my new work out critique please day 1 squats jumping squats lunges tricep extensions leg raises dumbell side body raise or some shit (works obliques) situps day2 bench press should press behind the neck dumbell curls reverse curl decline situps day 3 back arches bent row upright row Decline situps again thing for obliques the week is usually like this: monday (day1) teusday judo wed. day 2 thursday judo friday judo saturday rest sunday day3 im trying to get some "cardio" in the form of jumping rope...looking to do about 6 sets of 1-2 min. intervals, and eventually up that to 3min a set (the routine is more aimed at general overall strength to compliment the judo, but i also wanna gain a few pounds too...soo yeah) set and rep wise right now im doing 2 sets of 10 for each exercise but ima change that soon thoughts?

Ali G is a genius hahahaha very many props sexy liquid explosions!

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this thread needs some juice

how was the ali g movie?

hahah they wont let u bring a golf cart o amtrak what assholes

this should be a sticky best believe i will contribute to this soon as well

i already made a thread for situations like this....eeeeeeesh

i voted boogie hands

rolled up newspaper to the shnoz

try skipping rope

1. FAVORITE MOVIE? -------------donny darko or city of god 2. FAVORITE SMELL? -------------sun tan lotion on bitches 3. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? -------------research methods in criminology 4. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? --------------what do i gotta do today 5. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? ---------------two 6. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? ---------------"MISTAKE" 7. STORMS COOL OR SCARY? ---------COOL 8. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? --------------non yet 9. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE? ----------------MY SOUL MATE.....hahaha nah joking, um...myself 10. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN AND YOUR BIRTHDAY? -------------scorpio 11. YOUR FAVORITE AGE SO FAR? ----------------------19 12. WHAT IS YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST FEAR? ---------------------getting stabbed..............by dirty needles........with aids in em 13. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD ? --------------------catsup 14. WHAT'S ONE PLACE YOU WOULD LOVE TO VISIT? --------------------Japan 15. BURGER KING OR McDonald's? ------------------Neither

i think mine would have to be Ball breaker or TNT by acdc among many i still havnt arived at a song id really like funny someone said the oompa loompa song...my buddy said the same thing

thanks dr. hal, thats kinda the approach i was leading to anyways i was beginning to lose faith in u, but now i am a firm supporter (no homo)

if you were a fighter or a wrestler (or something cool) and needed theme/entrance music, what would you choose as yours?

Re: TEAM HANDJOB sorry guys but the thread title change is golden carry on /jealous cuz he aint as handsome

this should go in crossfire

if theres paper anywhere on the toilet ill try to hit them with my pee stream and get them into the toilet water i too power piss shit stains sometimes i just pee without my hands and let it rip where ever fate will take it i also flush with my foot if i flush at all

that just makes this thread two times more cool than the other ones

some drunk bum is gunna thank u tonight when he starts licking the curb

ALSO I JUST CAUGHT TWO GOOGLE ONER POSTS IN A ROW HOLY FUCK

this thred is gfor drunk people who post things post here instead of making millons of threads

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