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actually it's gone way down the new post doc got her 'welcome' party last night, someone busted out her car window and took her GPS. and get this, she's foreign, and thought it was a good idea to store her license inside the car. :nope: it's not so bad here though. one nice thing about living in a dangerous city, the police generally leave you alone. these days when i read the murders, most seem targeted and not very random ..for example from last week: Dexter Jones, a 23-year-old African-American man, was shot in the right side in the 1800 block of Ashburton Street near CSU. Police officers in the area allegedly saw Guy Thomas, a 22-year-old African-American man, run from the scene and throw away a weapon. Ronnell Chaney, a 20-year-old African-American man, was walking with a friend in the 500 block of East 21st Street when two or three people came out of a vacant lot across the street and started shooting at Chaney. His friend was able to take cover and was not hit. Chaney was shot in the head. ........ if, somehow, you'd be interested in coming this way to try to get some experience or go to school let me know, i have connections. unfortunately, even though i work in another medical school, i have no pull with admissions committees..

well it is not coming through you see fella, i'm poking fun like you, i have been here for years and i actually know what a username is. i know it may be hardt for you to comprehend that though, since you felt you had to point it out.

if you expect to be around here much you should try growing a sense of humor

yeah, last lab i was in some dude thought he could publish his way into med school (his grades were not good) .. i didn't have the heart to tell him there was no way he'd get a publication significant enough to help his situation. if you were closer i'd say you could probably do some 'volunteer' work that would get you an authorship, but i'm in my friend's new lab so we don't have much money to throw around. are you experienced in molecular? do have access to a lab bench right now?

^^exactly. even better if she knows what kegels are dear yoga girls flex it stretch out kegel up !@#$%

we were :( and i thought you were going to become an MD, not a PhD?

dear cali i guess that's a drawback to the thick chicks surely there are plenty of girls out there who can handle taking it from the back while standing on tiptoe, and nothing has to be pushed 'out of the way' or at least a girl who can bend all the way over and rest her hands on the bottom of the tub while you get a grip. !@#$%

yuckyuck word, that shit is done now i'm waiting for the restriction enzyme to digest then i gotta wait for the gel wait wait wait

goofin off. but my western blot is blocking and i've got some tail clip DNA that is digesting after the PCR i did earlier. bout to run it on a gel.

it's called diarrhea

^seriously you are even coming close to living up to that name with a reply like that :nope:

hi cali! uncomfortable? :confused: !@#$%

dear Cali that's why shower sex was invented !@#$%

dear Cali glitches mang and you aren't missing anything. !@#$% dear internet you continue to amaze me i managed to watch the hunger games half nekkid in my living room the day after it came out in the theaters. so effin sweet. !@#$% dear hunger games movie i couldn't be more sick of shaky camera work way to take the vitriol out of it a solid whitewashing, i'd say !@#$%

bump for the ages this time by request

i know two people who hung themselves one did it so his neck snapped (probably) hanging from a banister over a height of at least 15 feet this other guy though, hardcore alcoholic who had a self-loathing problem he wrapped a cord around his neck and hung it from the handle of his freezer, sat down at his kitchen table, and drank a bottle of vodka, essentially choking himself to death slowly over a period of hours i'd think if you messed up, you wouldn't paralyze yourself, because if you interrupted the activity to the brain you'd die eventually, even if your neck didn't break. breaking your neck in an accident that severs the spinal cord, i'd think, is a traumatic injury that would be hard to duplicate with a rope and the force of gravity. if you didn't sever the spinal cord, and only interrupted brain activity and were discovered in time, you could possibly be resuscitated with severe brain damage. the guy i knew is probably lucky that didn't happen .... let me know how beautiful & damned is..

lots of fun with choose your own adventures, but there weren't enough options sometimes for me, i don't really get nostalgic. it is only memories of a time gone by. my formative years were difficult, lots of hard times. looking at this shit though, in no way makes me sad or upset. going through the crap i dealt with as a kid made me who i am, and luckily i guess, it wasn't so painful that it destroys me. i am not a person who wishes to return to my teens, or college, or any time. i'm ok in the present, probably because i didn't listen to what society dictated for life's blueprint, and followed my own entirely. there are no 'good ol days' depression is another issue for me, unrelated to a time or place. plenty of mental illness in my fam, 3 of 4 great grandparents on one side committed suicide. it's just part of life for me, and not part of age or era

i'm guessing not i was a precocious and angsty little kid so it was right up my alley. i seriously doubt i could stand their whining at this stage of my game honestly, they were probably more like me at the age i was then, then they are like me now with the possible exception of the arty chick who was dating a much younger guy

it's decent.

dear bobbydigital that is a jack-in-the-box creation i'm betting you can make your own by getting any vanilla milkshake and sprinkling a lot of bacon bits into it :zombie: !@#$%

ice pops are still around, they are better and that list of people from SNL, while they may be decent comedic actors, i didn't like them on SNL Dana Carvey for example. BLECH Kevin Nealon might be one of my least liked SNL cast members of all time. and while I like Adam Sandler, I didn't like him on SNL. Mike Meyers had some good skits, but Simon (in the bathtub, with the drawerings) for example, can eat a dick

the show has ups and downs having seen it for about 25 years now, i'm confident that it was awful in the nineties. phil hartman was the only good thing for ages. jan hooks, victoria whoever and that idiot who did the news? barf. way funnier now, started with tina fey and poehler, now it's kristen wiig, jason sudekis, and andy samberg... shit most of the cast is good now. steve martin and the other amigo used to pop in .. those dudes were terrible i prefer timberlake

in honor of our new ad :rolleyes: You gotta learn something when we meet you after school. I said jump, down on Jump Street. I said jump, down on Jump Street. some amazing lyrics there fellas

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