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morton

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  1. morton

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    If you feel up to the challenge you can fake a episode of Diabetic shock: Hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) associated with diabetes. Symptoms include a sweet, chemical odor on the patient's breath that is similar to that of acetone or alcohol ("acetone breath"), fatigue, light-headedness or fainting, and often reddening of the skin if the patient is Caucasian.
  2. Re: Whats in YOUR wallet? $43.00 License debit card library cards 1 for county 1 city electronic key to the common building in my apartment complex kids health insurance card albertsons, petco, safeway, qdoba, lohmans and qfc club cards proof of auto insurance first aid and cpr cards business cards various pack of matches coupons for cigarettes and some take out places Receipts going back to the last time I balanced my checkbook 1 blank check
  3. False, I think it is Oregon TPBM has been to Hood River, Oregon
  4. False, collect unemployment while going though retraining. TPBM does not have health insurance
  5. False, I think 5hrs would be about the max. I do check in throughout the day quite often. TPBM started on 12oz with dial up and was frustrated when pictures were huge and or were not worth the wait for download time.
  6. I did not click the link, although I do want to say kudos to you for throwing the nsfw on there. There might me some new member that does not know how you play and it is good to give them a heads up.
  7. Well sure. I was talking about the folks on the top 10 list that have near a million points with the 20 hour thing.
  8. False, Never been, no real interest in ever going. TPBM is a steely dan fan.
  9. False, I rock an old nokia candy bar phone, going on two and a half years endured all kinds of abuse and keeps on getting calls. TPBM is a morning person
  10. I have once or twice nodded out at the wheel, not in a while though. I used to work with a dude who told me that back in the day driving south on I5 from Bellingham to Seattle he would put his car in the middle lane with turtles on both sides and take a nap while cruising and that when his car drifted the vibration from the road turtles would wake him up and he would line back up and go back to sleep. This was in the 60's when there was a turn lane I guess. That is some crazy shit, dude was surprised when I said that such behavior was nuts.
  11. False, no secret here TPBM does not always wash their hands after using the restroom.
  12. Get a classic Datsun and pimp it out. Paint it dark gray with pink details so it looks like a mobile DETO post.
  13. True, Although I do enjoy the occasional soda. TPBM drives drunk on the regular.
  14. How did I know that johnny was going to recommend a GTI?
  15. False, The last time I watched a graffiti video was the TKO one that everyone on Chanel 0 was talking about which was over a month ago. TPBM has consumed a 40oz in the past week.
  16. Nice typo in calling me stupid. Took me a few games to get the hang of it, I do think it would take a while to get up to the 750000 range. I do not agree that tetris is really a test of intelligence as once things start speeding up it is all about hand eye coordination.
  17. As in has watched that much in a day or regularly watches that much? The former would be true, the latter false. TPBM drinks their coffee black and their liquor neat.
  18. 252000 I can see how if a person put in a few hours a week like 20 or so they could climb higher in the point range. Do not want.
  19. I tolerate my mom and enjoy the company of her sisters more than her, although recent divisions over money have taken get togethers off the table and now everyone just goes on vacation around thanksgiving and stuff. I have a good relationship with my father but he is not on good terms with most of his siblings. For the first time in over ten years my dads family got together a couple of summers ago. The high point was my dad taking his little brother outside and throwing him up against a wall.
  20. ^ ha When you work in civil engineering you measure in feet and decimal parts of a foot. In the US carpenters many others in the construction trades work in feet and inches. By law all construction of Federal properties is to be done using the Metric system, but folks tend to cheat a little and write the numbers in metric but use feet when talking about things. I was working laying out a federal court house when a issue arose on some curbing. The contractor mentioned a measured distance in feet and I asked if he was talking inches or tenths. Dude took off his hard has and said fuck I do not even know anymore. I would like to see the US finally get with the program on using a worldwide system and while I certainly appreciate what a hassle the transition would be I do not see it getting any easier with time.
  21. True, but not like I used to when smoking the devil weed. TPBM walks with a limp.
  22. False, although I would not want to get into a bathtub full of them. TPBM has no phobias
  23. A kilo is the standard amount of hashish that people swallow to smuggle from Morocco to Europe. In thumb size pieces. Ouch.
  24. Quite along time depending on the pills and how they have been stored.
  25. Ever hear the story of Joseph Dombey? In 1794 he was sent as a scientist from France to the US and brought on his journey a set of weights and measure to introduce to them to the political and scientific bodies here in the states. His ship was attacked by pirates instead and he never made it, if he had the US would probably be on the Metric System. I can not really do this story justice there is a good chapter on it in Measuring America by Andro Linklater. I could not find too much in a quick google search to post.
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