Haha! this reminds me of a homeboy of mine, came at me
with some ridiculous shit a few months ago, i guess he's a
dead ringer for a jonas brother or sum shit so he gets alota
club/mall ass etc, but hes only got like 4 braincells....
me: Wuts up homie?
jonas bro: ahhh not much man(all emo)
me: Oh ya? Wuts up with that u gona cry?
jonas bro: Dude... i knocked that blond chick up i was fuckin
me: Well thats wutcha get for raw dogging that ho....So...Wut u gona do bout it?
jonas bro: Dude...(still all emo) fuckin cost me 850$ for an abortion...fuckin sux man big time
me: 850$ oh ya? like u guys already paid for it?
jonas bro: ya i gave her the loot for it 2 days ago, and she wont return my calls man...
me: Thats cuz shes too busy spending yer money fuckhead!
jonas bro: Wha....what ya mean?
me: bro 3 years ago shit cost me like 400$ for an abortion
me: Did ya go with her?
jonas bro: na
me: is there paperwork? did she go to a doctor?
jonas bro: na
me: she go for an ultrasound?
jonas bro: na man
me: Whens the last time u banged that bitch?
jonas bro: last week man...
me: And when she tell u she was knocked up?
jonas bro: Couple days after that...
me: Are you fuckin shitting me!!!!!?
jonas bro: Why man....?
me: So yer telling me within a span of a week or so she got pregnant, had an abortion
and took ya for 850$?
me: I know yer a moron in all but think about it, does that sound right to u?
jonas bro: (thinking 5 seconds).......(emo to rage in 1.5 seconds)
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