stevefrench

it was stuck in the seat cushion

why is everyone trippin about this machete and not the homemade knife dude got shanked with? *edit hahah got to it before me^^^

this dude always seemed to be trying to bank off the assumption i made a whole lot more money than he did... i always tip taxi drivers and don't get anything delivered unless i can give a tip.... but if all your lazy ass did was punch some numbers in so i could use my debit card what the fuck you giving me attitude for? soup was shit anyways

little cafe near my work, sometimes id go in an buy a muffin and juice for fucking $8 because there wasn't time to walk anywhere else. walk in, get $5 juice from fridge, grab day old $3 muffin off the counter and get attitude from the faggot cashier for not leaving a tip.

walk around when you drink in the clear

rum is okay... id rather snort coke and shoot vodka

my psychiatrist advised me to stop drinking. its harder than i thought... doing okay though. few beers once or twice a week instead of 6+ everyday.... he told me to stop smoking weed as well, but i don't know if that will ever happen.

someone tells you they wanna hang out and then you spend 6 hours waiting for them to get their shit together.

quoting large image post above yours stupid internet user confirm*

getting blood out of upholstery isn't too hard... mace is another story

i had a boss that was crazy about jerky mango with jerk spice is awesome... beef heart is really good too if you're willing to try

:lol: this lady was with a kid who went and told life guards, and nobody did ANYTHING?!??!! this story is all kinds of weird.

Re: this fool..To Catch a Predator host who traps sex perverts in TV stings 'caught cheati

yeah all i could picture was a honda civic driving down the highway with 100 pound block of weed hanging out the trunk

with a few lines of these in the backyard and a hot tub time machine.

making just as much money doing absolutely fuck all as i was working 60 hours a week. doing it right.

this article doesn't seem to exist on foxnews.com just this one: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/06/20/jackass-star-ryan-dunn-killed-in-car-crash-report-says/

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Environmental Assessment Center in Okayama has developed a new artificial meat burger but before you go drooling over it, be warned - it's made of human poop. 1. Find some sewage with a bunch of human waste in it. 2. Extract the protein from said human waste (it has a lot of protein because of all the bacteria). 3. Add a reaction enhancer. 4. Put it in an “exploder.” 5. Watch tasty meat appear before your eyes! The meat itself is made up of 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 9% minerals, and 3% lipids. In order to make it taste and look better, they add some red food coloring and some soy protein. Apparently, people actually think it tastes like real meat. Currently, the poop meat cost 10-20 times more than normal meat because of the cost of research but ultimately Ikeda plans to bring the price down so that people can switch to poop meat one day. http://www.tofugu.com/2011/06/16/japanese-scientists-learn-how-to-make-meat-from-poop/ http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/articles/164958/20110617/japanese-scientist-makes-poop-burger-mitsuyuki-ikeda.htm would you eat that shit? :lol: :lol: