guerillaeye

Honorary Doctor of Evil! Evil Dr. Rove with Dr. Evil Presidential Advisor Karl Rove was awarded an honorary doctorate of evil by Dr. Evil's Cruelty University this past Saturday for actions above an beyond the call of evil. Rove told the assembled College of Evil that his career started at nine years of age: Unfortunately the little Catholic girl down the street was a couple years and about 20 pounds on me...When she saw me on my bike...She put me on the ground, flattened me out and gave me a bloody nose. planetsean.blogspot.com

*More Republican Cannon Fodder curtsey of my mom and.... Today Tom DeLay's House of Scandal took a wrecking ball as he was indicted in Texas for - what else - criminal conspiracy related to illegal corporate fundraising. Tom DeLay, the most powerful Republican the House has ever seen, is under indictment. Senate Leader Bill Frist and White House mastermind Karl Rove are likewise mired in federal investigations. But Tom DeLay and Bill Frist are not alone in their shady style of governing - it is a systemic problem in the Republican Party that goes far beyond these two men. Tom DeLay's hardnosed influence peddling has permeated the Republican money machine, from the top strategists and committees to the lowliest backbenchers in the Congress. This is the Party that is deciding the fate of the country we love. We cannot allow it to continue. Nothing could have highlighted better the reasons for the DCCC's Campaign for Change. The poetic justice of DeLay being indicted on the very anniversary of the self-righteous Contract with America will go down in history as one of the most spectacular falls in American politics, and the closing chapter in the so-called "Republican Revolution." The days of selling out the American people to big oil and the pharmaceutical industry must end. It is time for a new day, a wholesale change in the House of Representatives. America need not waste its time, resources, and treasure on this culture of corruption any longer. The DCCC is focused on ousting Tom DeLay and his cronies. We told you about Tom DeLay's scandals and super-lobbyist Jack Abramoff, known as "Director of Travel for DeLay Inc." We launched our House of Scandal website, and we have been relentless in exposing every Member of Congress tied to DeLay. We are not going to rest. We must put Democrats in the majority to put an end to this corruption once and for all. A strong showing at the end of the quarter will prove to the Republicans that we have the resources to hold them accountable. Make your contribution today and I will personally see to it that every dollar goes to exposing Republicans for their betrayal of America's trust: Under House rules, Tom DeLay DOES NOT have to resign as a Member of Congress. Under the rules of the GOP conference, he ONLY has to step down from his leadership post while under indictment. This means it is up to us -- you, me and the DCCC -- to make sure Tom DeLay does not keep his seat. We need to defeat him and his cronies in 2006. With the indictment of DeLay, the "Republican Revolution" and their precious "Contract with America" are exposed as frauds. The whole Republican system of pay-to-play politics and lobbyist-driven legislating that DeLay put into place, benefiting the special interests at the expense of average families and our country. Until that system is dismantled and the "people's House" is returned to the people, Congress will not address the challenges and concerns facing families across our nation. We need to bring a permanent end to DeLay's House of Scandal. We need leadership that will work for the American people and not the special interests like the oil and gas industries and the big drug and insurance companies. We will work with you to take the Democratic message into every corner of the country, and make sure Republicans' constituents know that their representatives have been serving the interests of an indicted, entrenched influence-peddler instead of their own.

I advise taking 10 things that sound like Ellis Island and visiting Circus-Circus, just for the sheer beauty of it.

lifted off of http://deezlee.com 1. There is no federal agency with regulatory authority or oversight of the U.S. voting machine industry. 2. 80% of all votes in America are counted by only two companies: Diebold and ES&S. 3. The vice-president of Diebold and the president of ES&S are brothers. 4. The chairman and CEO of Diebold is a major Bush campaign organizer and donor who wrote in 2003 that he was “committed to helping Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the president next year.” 5. Republican Senator Chuck Hagel used to be chairman of ES&S. He became Senator based on votes counted by ES&S machines. 6. Republican Senator Chuck Hagel, long-connected with the Bush family, was recently caught lying about his ownership of ES&S by the Senate Ethics Committee. 7. Senator Chuck Hagel was on a short list of George W. Bush’s vice-presidential candidates. 8. ES&S is the largest voting machine manufacturer in the U.S. and counts almost 60% of all U.S. votes. 9. Diebold’s new touch screen voting machines have no paper trail of any votes. In other words, there is no way to verify that the data coming out of the machine is the same as what was legitimately put in by voters. 10. Diebold also makes ATMs, checkout scanners, and ticket machines, all of which log each transaction and can generate a paper trail. 11. Diebold is based in Ohio. 12. Diebold employed 5 convicted felons as consultants and developers to help write the central compiler computer code that counted 50% of the votes in 30 states. 13. Jeff Dean was Senior Vice-President of Global Election Systems when it was bought by Diebold. Even though he had been convicted of 23 counts of felony theft in the first degree, Jeff Dean was retained as a consultant by Diebold and was largely responsible for programming the optical scanning software now used in most of the United States. 14. Diebold consultant Jeff Dean was convicted of planting back doors in his software and using a “high degree of sophistication” to evade detection over a period of 2 years. 15. None of the international election observers were allowed in the polls in Ohio. 16. California banned the use of Diebold machines because the security was so bad. 17. 30% of all U.S. votes are carried out on unverifiable touch screen voting machines with no paper trail. 18. All — not some — but all the voting machine errors detected and reported in Florida went in favor of Bush or Republican candidates. 19. The governor of the state of Florida, Jeb Bush, is the President’s brother. 20. Serious voting anomalies in Florida — again always favoring Bush — have been mathematically demonstrated and experts are recommending further investigation.

No, it's just Korean. People look at all this stuff from Japan and Korea and think the people who made it must be fucked up, but it's normal over there. It's like those videos of japanese women inserting various reptiles and eels... they do that shit every day after dinner. Quoted post [/b] HAHAHAHA. thats awesome.

i used to own a pair of jenco's that were so baggy that i could smuggle entire familys of mexicans accross the border.

i could really go for a good fuck and a cheeseburger right about now.

:haha: sounds about right for a Nicholas Cage flick. :skull2:

damn, im sorry. now i feel even worse. peace pffftski

you wanna disrespect the dead? suck my ass. i tried my hardest to not disrespect my boy by posting that... i didnt like the way it sounded so i edited my post, OUT OF UTMOST LOVE AND RESPECT, not only for my friend, but for his family. these kids are too young to die, be it by the junk or whatever... fuck you.

Trampled Underfoot!!! how could yall sleep on that one? Battle of Evermore Goin to California When The Levee Breaks Ramble On What is and What Should Never Be The Lemon Song Bron-Y-Aur Stomp Dancing Days More than five, but since when should creativity have a limit? *edit* sorry Dr. Dazzle... didnt see your post. My parents were hella cool. My dad took me to see Robert Plant as a young'en. I saw him in Tacoma WA in like 87. Pops used to fucking BLAST LedZep out of his 65 chevy impala. At the time I hated it because it was so fucking loud, but now i know and he is forgivin.

X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA JEYAH

RIP Soldiers ... my homie took a leap a few years back. his old car sat accross from where id get my smokes, so id have to see it all the time. *utmost love*

i need to format, print and distribute a press kit to a handfull of venues that ?dont use the internet? so booking el'touro can lock and end the timeline stress. fuckin club owners need to start an email account fo'reals. save my ass a lot of time. in addition, my homie kicked me a (fanfair please) WINDOWS 95 LAPTOP! i need to reformat the shit and get a wireless card so i can stop wakeing up my wify and baby when i need to click away at 2am. the only super shitty parts (besides being win95) is that homies sister spilled a bit of pepsi on the key board so the "m" and select other vital keys dont work. i have to hook up an extra keyboard to the fucker. also the windows explorer freezes after about 15 min's of functionality, so im not sure if its a corrupt os or somthing to do with sticky pepsi on the motherboard... im counting on the os, for now.

then a bum-jug it is- space bags for the rest of us!

does that mean my girl shouldnt ride me? thats a bunch of bull shit. shes more than welcome to take charge whenever she wants.

I knew this guy who grew up outside the DC area and saw all those founding bands... He told me that Ian used to jump stop the show and single out the "tuff guy" that was being stupid and give him an envelope with a refund in it and a letter that said "Thanks for getting kicked out of my show".

nigga, obviously youve never met me. Quoted post Yeah, like I said earlier, DOUCHECORE IS WHERE IT'S AT. Quoted post [/b] Douchecore... thats funny... thats what i call your mom, and she loves it.

nigga, obviously youve never met me.

dayum, kids. please stay safe. good vibes and jah-bubbles to surround and protect you.

:haha: i aint racist, u fuggin towel head-nip n tuk-gook commie faggot.

I know the feeling, wishing I was in DC early 80's. That was such a defining time in music. I was a big Minor Threat fan in high-school. Whenever I feel nostalgic, I watch the Minor Threat VHS Ive had for years. It was filmed at the DCHC peak, and features a few songs from their first gig as well... (Stepping Stone, Ian is like 12). Luckily, I got to see Bad Brains in PDX just before HR bashed that dude in the face with his mic stand, so I didnt miss out entirely.

dude.. i fucking love how some of the streets have stairs for sidewalks, and peoples driveways have such huge humps you bottom your car out on (see picture for example... the white car is blocking the view, but you get the idea)

I know, this is the third time Ive recomended this movie to any HST fans in 12 oz. Bill Murray aint to shabby as Hunter S, either. Its a good flick.