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John Basegow

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  1. you guys ever listen to that?
  2. IN THE PICTURE I SAW OF YOU, YOU LOOKED MORE LIKE 145-150.
  3. OR MAYBE A BUSINESS DEGREE. I COULD BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH EITHER OF THOSE CAREERS.
  4. I'M THINKING MAYBE I'LL GET A PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE.
  5. I WOULD TELL HIM TO MEET ME SOMEWHERE, THEN VIEW HIM FROM A DISTANCE AND JUDGE HIM BASED ON HIS APPEARANCE. THEN I WOULD DECIDE WHETHER TO KEEP IT NOT.
  6. I HAVE TERMITES IN MY HOUSE. I GUESS THIS TIME OF YEAR THEY GROW WINGS AND SWARM. THE OTHER DAY THERE WERE LIKE 50 ON THE CORNER OF THE WALL/CEILING. THERE WAS A BUNCH OF CARPENTER ANTS ALSO. HAS ANYONE ELSE EVER HAD THIS?
  7. I THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW THEY CLAIM TO BE ALL MILITANT AND TALK ABOUT VIOLENT REVOLUTION, WHEN THEY LOOK TOTALLY WEAK AND ANOREXIC.
  8. JUST READING THE THREAD PREVIEW I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT IT WAS EITHER IN THE UK OR IN AFRICA.
  9. THEY DON'T HAVE ANY TASTE. THEY MAKE YOUR TONGUE NUMB THOUGH.
  10. I THOUGHT ABOUT EATING IT ACTUALLY. BUT I FIGURED IT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE ME CHOKE.
  11. THEY MAKE YOUR TONGUE GO NUMB IF YOU LICK THEM. I FOUND OUT YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS WALKING IN THE WOODS.
  12. I DRANK A BOTTLE OF THAT BEER GULDEN DRAAK LAST NIGHT AND MY STOMACH WAS TOTALLY FUCKED UP THIS MORNING.
  13. I THINK IT'S THE HAWK SEASON OR SOMETHING.
  14. IN THE LAST COUPLE DAYS I'VE SEEN A COUPLE HAWKS AND ALSO PEOPLE I KNOW SAID THEY'VE SEEN HAWKS. HAS ANYONE ELSE BEEN SEEING HAWKS?
  15. I PICKED UP SOME OLD MAN TODAY AND GAVE HIM A RIDE TO THE QUIKSTOP.
  16. Re: Yes officer, I understand... LAST WEEK I GOT PULLED OVER FOR GOING 45 IN A 70 ZONE.
  17. I JUST CHUG A TALL CAN WHENEVER I FEEL PARANOIA OR ANXIETY.
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