AN EASY WAY TO EAT ALOT OF OATMEAL IS TO JUST PUT THEM IN A BLENDER OR FOOD PROCESSOR DRY, AND GRIND THEM UP ON THE HIGHEST SETTING UNTIL THEY'RE JUST LIKE DUST. THEN YOU CAN ADD THE POWDER TO PROTEIN SHAKES OR WHATEVER.
I'M JUST SAYING MOST PEOPLE WHO PULL KNIVES DON'T REALLY INTEND TO STAB ANYBODY. UNLESS YOU'VE STABBED SOMEONE OR BEEN STABBED WHY BRAG ABOUT "FIGHTS WITH KNIVES AND MACHETES" ? SOUNDS CORNY