This'll be my first Valentines Day in 7 years I'll be spending it alone....
...and I am glad for it.
Going back in time, I cannot fathom the amount of money i would drop on this dumb ass
holiday every year for special dinners, gifts, flowers, blah blah blah.
It's as bad as christmas in the sense that one's dedication and worth is measured by the type of gifts/favors you get someone on a particular day.
Hey, some of you are lucky enough to have significant other that could care less and see you as the one real expression of love and faith...not some bullshit diamond necklace or an overpriced dinner. I salute you folks...you're lucky sonsabitches.
The rest of us? Our women have been brainwashed to expect flowers, chocolates, jewelry, stuffed animals, romantic dinners where you're paying $300 for a meal you could make 10x better in your own kitchen......
Well, anyways, I plan on spending money on myself in an expression of self-love and satisfaction. i'll be rallying my fellow single troops and enjoy copious amounts of booze and rich food while chasing women who are also single, operating on an identical agenda.
What are your plans O single people of 12oz on valentines day?