cash in on a disposable society. there is a lot of truth in "one man's trash is another man's treasure"
so you've noticed that douchebags tend to get farther than you and want to know how to add a bit of vinegar to your life?
Decide who you want people to think you are. Fabricate a personality that you admire. If you want, mix up styles from different types of people.
Pretend you're not interested when others are talking. This shows people that they need to say something important to get your attention. This point will make people more interested in you and strive for your attention. Don't overdo it though! Some people might think that you're stuck up.
Smile as if you have a juicy secret...but refuse to tell others. Whenever someone asks you if you like someone else, smile that secret smile and say "Why? Do you?" or just leave him/her hanging.
do this while wearing aviator sunglasses, focusing on how portishead was so much cooler before they sold out and you are set for a fine summers eve