yeaaaah baby

i fucking hate that they kill animals that happen to eat retarded zoo patrons. i mean, you eat lunch in a bears fucking cage you gone get fucked up. bears eat people in the wild, that muthafucka is gonna still eat you if its in a cage. let that person get ate. that bear is just keeping it real.

AQUIRE SUNBLOCK DISREGUARD CURRENCY

variety is the spice of life: dont get stuck in a rut, it will make you a dull, angry, and boring person.

boutta make slash drink coffee while making breakfast and playing pool while listening to a bob marley LP then ride my cruiser bike to the forest and smoke doobies before it rains. then surely i'll get drunk off 3 dollar six packs of beer from TJ's

can anybody hook me with a link to the snowboarding highlights?

hopefully the warriors trade everybody except curry and ellis for the '92 dream team

HEY LAAAADIES holler at me when its good for you to make it here, and i'll tell you if im free. mud puddles you can come too, 5 deep, capturing kai yotes, and riding them to the picknick spizzoe is what id like to do

here's a bonus flick: not mine. oooo i wish he was tho, dude is too legit. 8 weeks old, and already pisses and shits outside erry time. word, roll thru, cept its boutta start raining again soon... so bring your ponchos, or better yet umbrella hats. those are still cool right? edit: i guess i'm a senior member now. so, treat me with more respect from now on, people! old man wampus is here to party.

OMG ROAAAD TRIP! yall bring the picknick basket, i got the cold beer/boom box equipped with awesome mixes. my coyote homie might not be able to make it tho...

nawww it was yesterday. today wasnt nearly as cool

more: sooo nice out, diggin the change in weather SAW THIS LIL FELLA, tried to get closer, but he boogied when i was only like 20 feet away. :( game over: cool little hike.

new page? cool, here are some pictures: too cold right now for swimming... but when its hot out this spot cracks fuck yea this moss was everywhere, looked like frost cool rock?

SUKI, you eat exceptionally good cuisine. i have that BURN BABY BURN hot sauce, its aight.

damn son why you gotta call me out like that? i wrote the matharfackar out from memory and i taint even heard the matharfackar for at least half a year. you left out the word HIGH, in the 3rd to last line too, play boy. sall gravy tho, i still respect you as a person.

COLLLT FOE TY FIVE ANN TWO ZIGZAGS BABY THATS ALLL I NEED GO TO THA PARK AFTER DARK SMOKE THAT TUMBLE WEEED AS THE MARIJUANA BURNS WE CAN TAKE OUR TURNS SINGIN THEM DIRTY RAP SONGS STOP AN HIT THE BONG LIKE A CHEECH AND CHONG SELL TAPES FROM HERE TA HONG KONG SO ROLL ROLL THE EIGHTY THREE CADDILLACK COUPE DEVILLE IF MY TAPES AN MY CDS JUST DONT SELL I BETCHA MY CADDY WILL this should just be an afroman appreciation thread now. or boxcars updating us on how his shroom trip is comin along.

at the moment i have my entire beatles collection on itunes on shuffle. a cool way to start the day, currently this one:

dude, after re reading this thread after a sweet 11 hour slumber, i found it still very funny. had a real life LOL to it. as for fearing props, thats not how i feel, i just think its stupid when people are like "LOL 24D HIT U BAK LATER BRO" i had something funny happen to me, typed it out, put it in the public domain, BOOM people enjoyed it BOOM made myself a sandwich, peanut butter, chocolate chips, honey, bananananas. i'll keep you all informed about my next visit to a lame public area. PS i woke up this morning, and fed a baby hawk some turkey. SHIT WAS AWESOME.

maannnnnn lemme tell you, i dont give afuck about gettin props, seriously. one time i had -2 tick tocks now i got like 15? WHO COUNTS. peter tosh is playin, and i'll trade all my tickkers for a medium pizzza and a 24 of some good brew. seriously, holler at my pay pal people i was chillin right, one of my roommates boogied home, i was like YO LISTEN TO MY TALE OF EPICNESS SON told him that shit lightweight verbatim to what i typed, he was like "nonplussed" fuckit. still got like 9.44 in my pocket. and some internet props.

i cop me some twomp sevs every time from my naggers at the low price of 3.9somethin sometimes they throw in a free JDaniels hat. i dont like that, cuz i got like fuckin 7 of them by now.

shiiiiit that dogs hella high

at the fuckin bank. next in line and shit, tryin to cash a fuckin 17 dollar check to buy beer with. bitch in front of me has a back brace, lookin hella stupid in public, doesnt see the teller wavin at her, so i snake that bitch, I WANNA GET PAID. the teller is like some hot girl, and i'm like HEY CASH THIS PLEASE, 1700 BONES, AND GET TO KNOW ME BETTER BAAABY shes like thats only 17 dollars, and did you just cut that woman in a backbrace? i say SHE DIDNT SEE YOU WAVIN she's like starin me down and shit, probably not even tryin to date me. i.dont.even.give.a.fuck. my weed cookie is kickin in, startin to make me feel hella high all of a sudden. my eyes are hella blood shot, she's starin at me like why the freaks gotta come at me on the late shift tip. i see a picture of a stupid lookin kid on the wall of the bank, start crackin the FUCK UP SAY GIMME MY MONEY PLEASE LADY BOOGIE BITCH WITH THE BACKBRACE STILL ALL CHILLIN IN LINE. HASNT MOVE'T A MUSCLE. ORTHOPEDIC ASS BACK BRACE PUTTIN MY POSTURE ON BLAST.

Re: --------- GET OMELETTE OR DIE TRY'N - The Official Omelette appreciation thread ------ dude avacados are whats up. i used to hate them, until i had some bangin guac one time, then realized the err of my previous ways. you come off as hella ignant, blood. you should go to Avocadia, get a little culture or some shit.

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo I LOVE LAMP

PLEASE HAVE A GOOD SEASON PLEASE. WE NEED IT.