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suki as a baby, eating her normal amount of foods: t4m (non party mode): el mams: allah snackbar:

listening to some cool jazz on the local community radio station taking a break from writing an essay.

Re: Cocaine Blunts and Hip-Hop tapes... ...RUBBBER CAR KEYS AN ID'S THAT FAKE rad.

yo sneaker heads whats the best way to clean these? can i just throwem in the washer with some bleach?? halp plz.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

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what about Margarette thatcher or Sacajawea or susan B. anthony or that one bitch who took 15 dudes in that one porno called "USA NUMBER ONE DISCHARGERZ IV"

i was on this site when i was 16 too. back then mules carried our posts 25 miles, uphill both ways, to ravens house for approval to be posted. ahhhhh those were the days!

I LIKE TURTLES.

drinking beer gotten thru 170ish pages out of the 250ish i gotta read by tomorrow. keeling sheet.

not funny. but it does make me glad that 12oz doesnt let you put pictures into signatures. god to think of all the retarded pictures people would have in their signatures makes me cringe.

DUDE WOULD YOU RATHER LIKE HAVE 100 BLUNTS OF SOME BUMBACLOT ASS BAMMER BRA OR HAVE LIKE 5 BLUNTS OF SOME FIREY ASS PURPLE DANK NUGGG FROM HUMBOLDT BRAAA OR LIKE A FREAKIN MACHINE GUN BONG THAT LIKE SHOT WEED SMOKE INTO YOUR LUNGS BRO WITH LAZER SSSS WHAT IF PEOPLE SMOKED WEED OUT OF PRIZMS LIKE THAT PINK FLOYD COVER HOLY SHIT

A large but finite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have a beer", the second says "I'll have half a beer", the third one says "I'll have a quarter of a beer". The bartender looks at the long line of mathematicians, pours two beers and says "Close enough". start there.

I have great expectations this year. this time Crabtree will have Camp Singletary, thatll toughen that fool up some more. Plus i heard Jerry Rice is trying to be a coach for the 9ers too. I welcome that. now they just gotta draft a solid O Lineman and also someone who can return kick offs/punts.

one time i had to shit all night when i met up with my homie to go do a roller on some roof top. the whole walk to the roof i was telling dude that i had to shit, but when we got to the spot the feeling dissipated. cool. climb roof, take out roller/extension/paints, BOOM POOP FEELING RETURNS, i was like FUCK DUDE, ITS HAPPENING, THIS IS HAPPENING, so i quiet as possible ran to a dark spot of the roof, took a shit, used my sweet gloves w/ grip dots on them to wipe my butt, dropped the gloves down an air duct in the roof, then we did the roller without any complications. i still laugh whenever i see that roof top when i'm back home. piece got buffed in like a week too, lame because it was a great spot. true story/no flicks, sorry.

drinking coffee with a purring gato on my lap, listening to folk music on the local radio station. fuck mondays.

i dont want to see a picture of my friend masturbating from a ladder onto a dogfaced chinese prostitute. you shouldn't really want to see that either.

one of my friends went to china with the sexual goal of getting two prosti's to build him a bamboo ladder, then he would climb the ladder, and wank it while the women waited for him to bust and then money shot those women. he did it, but only one prosti, not two, and the ladder was not made from bamboo. cool story bro.

i wrote this last night when i was pretty wasted. all errors are probably due to that. also, its a retarded thread, i just kinda wanted to hear opinions on the matter.

Yeah, the slayer shirt is like an instant hood pass kinda thing. Plus dude was eating pizza, dont forget the pizza. but, yeah last night some dude found out his homie at the party had fucked around with his girl while they were on a "break" (ooo drama!) and then dude ended up getting whooped. losing a friendship is NOT worth a buddies old pussy. unless of course she's DTF while you eat pizza and wear slayer shirts.

i dislike this statement of bros before hos, but i figured it would grab the viewer's eye. what is your take on getting with a friends ex girl? i consider it completely off limits, yet people at this party i was at tonight were giving me "sound" arguments as to why it is acceptable. i find that shit repulsive and completely fucked that anyone would consider it acceptable to get with your good friends ex girl in order to just dipp tipp. even if the bitch was a perfect 10, is that worth losing a good friendship? gimme your opinions.

Re: Dude crashes plane into an IRS building for revenge I HEARD THERE IS A KID TRAPPED IN A BLIMP SOMEWHERE

picnic bear face man tries to picnics man's with face bear