CALIgula

true...usually only if im going to the store on a sunday morning after a long night of partying. the person below me has worn socks with sandals before.

whoa!...what?!

ok...the title and movie cover suggests that little kids are stealing the cars. but the synopsis doesnt suggest this at all.

^^funny you posted that.....i JUST made myslef a salad and put a boiled egg in it, and thought about that movie about 20 minutes ago.

true...all in all probably close to 800-900 hours of it. the person below me wants to move to another city soon.

false....sounds like an awesome idea, but i have no time for it..more events in downtown would be nice though....we have 2nd saturday art walk on the 2nd saturday of the month and friday concerts in the park every friday night during summer...but more stuff would be cool. the person below me didnt even read what i just typed.

head on!

yeah....a little more info on chop shop is needed

:lol: can't you try standup?....youd probably be good at it....most of the shit you say on here is pretty funny...plus youve got a bunch of material right here on 12oz.

i know i know....i havent been consistent in working out for almost a month and a half now.

eating flat peaches (aka donut peaches), cherries and an apricot.

trueish....but this year the nights have been pretty cool...in fact im feeling the "delta breeze" right now. (thats what its called) the person below me hates the city theyre currently in.

you guys got some really funny standup comedians on the east coast, but every time i check out their tour dates, they only do shows in the east....like NY, CT, RI, NJ etc. send some out this way earl!

oontzing...and reading christeezy's post. xbox??......thats what i call my ex girlfriend.

i eat at least one can of tuna everyday....i know i know....i probably already have mercury poisoning...lol...oh well. on another note, i feel bad about posting in here tonight.....i had cheese pizza and now im skipping out on going to the gym tonight.

someone mentioned jo koy on this page. dude is very funny....seen him live in my city twice now. very nice guy too....met him after the show...he took pictures and shook hands with literally every single person. he gave me his dvd autographed for free. also nick swardson mentioned on this page....his stand up is soooooo fucking funny too...im waiting for him to go on tour again so i can see him live.....many people say he's got that dane cook style of comedy.....i completely disagree....nick swardson is actually funny...dane cook is annoying as fuck.

that asian thing was cool....post more!

^champion nutrition has really good cookies and cream protein shakes from what i hear. *edit...response to facemelt.

printing out an application form for a family member to fill out.

that was a classic.

false...but ive had filet mignon wrapped in bacon. the person below me knows how to hoola hoop.

no....the orry thread will be back in a while.