Drunk Sober

I wouldnt trip off some Renoid writer who probably hits up twice a year! Just dont take the name of a King or a dead King and you will be cool. Get good and battle for your name

How about NEITHER NOR? There was a Crae..or is a Crae and Sema aint soundin good...sounds like Simba..too much like a Disney cartoon

get drunk and make a beer can mop!

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I give you the DRUNK SOBER BEER CAN MOP!! step 1 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000001.jpg'> you will need a 24 pack of cheap beer. (be sure to save the last one, don't crush it over your head!) a good can opener lets get it going! step 2 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000002.jpg'> drink last beer and cut top of can off with good can-opener step 3 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000003.jpg'> you will need 2 socks...cut the toes off one to make a perfect sock-ball step 4 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000004.jpg'> once you make a nice sock ball, use 2 rubber bands at the base to hold it together nice and tight step 5 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000005.jpg'> take the empty box from the 24 pack and cut a piece of cardboard to hold the sockball at the right depth. wrap a rubber-band around your insert to keep it nice and firm step 6 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000007.jpg'> after putting your beer-box insert in the can, put the sock-ball in, trim insert until you get a nice height on the sock-ball step 7 http://photos.fotango.com/p/eba00465273f00000008.jpg'> trim some type of plastic cup and make your cap, oh and somewhere around the last step, poor in some fucking ink!

the great american pumkin toss from a car going 50mph is coming first though!

the only thing i fucked up, is I left a beer in the freezer too long and now I'm having beer slushy!

bumped

i'll leave it alone then...maybe they will let me return it without a receipt!!! :lol:

coming soon: the beer can mop! project is in the works!!

can i make a marker out of an empty beer can? That shit would be fucking huge!

im from the east bay, but i lived in sf for a lil over a year around 2000

yo, when youput the eraser in the deodorant for the tip, do you use like one strip and a half of eraser? The gap looks shitty. I was thinking one more piece or sewing the shit together?

i've always had good markers. but lately I've been making my own. So I know griffin is cool to use, but I want to know why rit is shit. Is it easy to buff? Does it come out all bubbley? The bottle says it stains plastic. I'm just not getting this.

(top secret)

ski goggles and a straw hat

not realy, i think they all suck

damn tha sounds good, Im a fish-aholic. Was walking by the river yesterday and seen the biggest crawdad ive ever seen. That fucker was definately close to a foot long, no horseshit! I wanted to nab that fucker but I wasnt going to fuck with it without a net or trap.

im laying the other way on the bed so the pussy is right there, the computer desk is at the foot of the bed if you are wondering. I think its time to be romantic and let out a Taco Bell fart before she falls too much asleep......aaaahhhhhhhh

my girl is trying to go to sleep, but I keep rubbing my face in her pussy. I love that shit. I fuck in my sleep, like sleep walking, sleep fucking

i like having man boobs, it give me an excuse for fucking fat bitches!

evidence eliminator works for mozilla too. lavasoft adaware fixes some shit too. When you use a program like those make sure you are connected to the internet and click "check for updates" first. I had big problems with my browsers getting hijacked. No matter what I couldn't reset my homepage. I clicked that update button and it fixed the shit. Hijack This and CWShredder are excellent programs also. You should check those out. Sorry I'm such an ass. My lady has made me rather psychotic lately, and to top it all off, I went sober about a month ago after 12 years of being a party animal.

damn little girl, im sorry i upset you! and i did give you a fucking real tip, evidence eliminator fixes lots of shit. ass....whole

STOP LOOKING AT PORN ON YOUR MOM'S COMPUTER!! THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT SHIT!!!! (use evidence eliminator, gets rid of it all!!)

damn this one pimp in my town had some tore back hoes. One of them had a voice like Dr. Dre's when he had that throat cancer shit, and the other one had that serosis shit, ya know the fucked up skin thing with red flakey blotches. I actually feel bad for the john's who pick that hoe up at night and don't see that shit. Bitch look like a damn leppar!