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Drunk Sober

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  1. my uncle and my father are the same person...is there soemthing wrong with that?
  2. damnI sure could go for one of those county balogna sandwhiches right now and one of those super concentrated juices. a nice bruised up apple or a dried out orange to go with it would be superb
  3. It means you are eating too late at night! Dont eat before you sleep. I dont believe in dream interpretation, dreams are just shitty sci-fi flicks most of the time. They happen because your brain get overloaded with imagery and thought. Just like too much beer makes you piss
  4. I walked out on a club I have been spinning at for about a month. I put the shit together and had some dude I thought was cool splitting the night with me. He turned out to be an asshole and so did the owner, so I packed up my records and told the owner I'm done with this shit. Now the two assholes can come out of the closet and fuck eachother like the fags they are every night! And the best part is, I have a new wall in town to hit on a regular basis! So I left, went to my favorite bar, picked up a real homie, went to another bar and kicked it with 2 strippers he knew. The second we walked in this bitch sits on the bar and has her legs and crotch all over my homie. They go into the girls bathroom and I get the girl's friend. Hot blonde (definately not natural! but HOT) so I have another night of free drinks on hoes and hoes with no clothes. Sometimes things happen for a reason, and that reason is usually pussy! I love life, but I hate everyone else!
  5. The DVD with all the extra shit kicks ass. Hunter is my hero, although I would never attempt a crazy drug binge like he claims in the books and movie. I'll drink him under the table though for sure! I kicked it with Johnny Depp the other night. He is mad cool and we get along great. We went to some big ass rave thing and scammed on chicks for a while. Fat party night for sure! He told me to call him next weekend so we could kick it again. We got along like old homies. I lost his fucking number though! Then I woke up and realized none of it even happend! But it was a kick ass dream.
  6. :chicken: CLOSE! This thread isnt fun
  7. Mikee likes it! Kix for sure
  8. its all fun and game until you get so drunk you go bobbing for minnows and bite the heads off!
  9. go for it tough guy, whisky makes your stomach bleed!
  10. my friend showed me this shit a few months ago and Ive been trying to find it ever since.fucking raw shit, thanks for posting it
  11. my bitch says yatta yatta when I'm arguing with her. It fucking pisses me off so much.I hate that word to hell. if it ever makes it into the dictionary, I'm moving to another country that doesnt accept the word
  12. get drunk and make a beer can mop!
  13. spent all my money on beer....id rent a porno before i rent anything else though
  14. put your money in a better place...donate that shit to a hooker! she will weld your balls to the shaft!
  15. have a great birthday! youre on the birthday bandwagon now! too many people have a birthday today and yesterday...thats a great excuse to not buy none of you shit!
  16. i got a good union....your face and your ass!
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  19. i got something to say about all of this....... ahhh......no sorry its just another fart
  20. Drunk Sober

    islands

    kitchen island! thats where I'm going biaaattchh! damn im hungry!
  21. damn dude, you wrote this shit like you just took a fat hit of crack!:eek:
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  23. someone told me about it the other night.they said it turns green Ive had hypnotic and redbull, that was pretty damnded good
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