I have this friend, who is korean ( i know this has no bearing) showers like 5 times a day. If he sweats, he showers. If he sneezes, he showers.. you get the point.
Me, pampering means i DONT take a shower and loung in my own filth and maybe jack off a bit too much on a sunday. Its awsome being a filthy fuck in the sticks.
On another note, i think i know why so many people find message boards attractive after a couple beers.