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Alcoholic degenerate seeks chemically imbalanced boytoy for fun times - 25
Title pretty much gets the point across. I'm a raging alcoholic with a sex drive and deviant imagination that would scare the pants right back on most men in the bedroom. You should have a severe chemical imbalance (a substance abuse problem with the bad shit would be cool, too- especially if you self medicate to deal with your mental illness.) I want you to be clingy and posssessive to the point of utter psychoticism. If I don't return your calls or texts within a 15 second window, I would thoroughly expect you to verbally abuse me and threaten to break up with me. You should constantly go through my cell phone's call logs, text message folders, and e-mail accounts, and should definitely go completely insane everytime I so much as even glance at another man. We can spend our time arguing and breaking each other down mentally while picking apart all our flaws and mistakes we've made in our lives. We can also do normal couple stuff like going out to eat (although we'll probably get kicked out when you scream at me and break your wine glass into a shank because I was looking at the hot waiter's arms) and we can have loads of hot sex (even though most of my fantasies and requests will frighten you to the point of calling the police.) Please own firearms and have a plethora of tacky tattoos. I'm completely real and being completely serious, so let the games begin! I'm a bangin' hot brunette, by the way.