the shitz

pfft who doesnt go to entensity? i know someone that got posted.....She fell asleep and teh guys put a swastika on her forehead.

ewwwww shes a ginger! KILL HER

ew no

i liked her in 5th element.....QUIET I'M WATCHING THAT MOVIE ON FRIDAY.....stop ruining the excitement..... :(

why you crying? i have a pain in my chess i just burly got here

what about george lopez?

that is quite actually the best suggestion yet.

She was hiding the kid from you, dawg? You know what, it doesn't matter... because it was going downhill straight from there. Listen, you don't want no baby-daddy drama. Trust me on this one, all right? For all you know, he in prison right now. Let's say y'all living together. Next thing you know, you the one going on the st and the th... to pick up the government check. What if he got boys that's on the outside... and they stalking you? You see what I'm saying? You got to think, partner...

EAT LOTS OF CALTIEN BARS, THOSE CAN MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT AND GET RID OF WEED EVIDENCE. SORRY FOR CAPS

holy ish!!!!!

IM STILL AT WORK

ya....you dont want to be turned into a 2 way street.

STUPID

....you drink the pure gold before the test and your piss should come up clean...40dollars......ah nevermind im invisible

PURE GOLD!!! god nobody listens to tim the enchanter

Theres a drink called PURE GOLD, if you drink it you shall pass it. But i dont know where you could get one....I could get one at the local Smoke/pipe/bong shop....

I'm classy......40$ full nude.

i had a dream i went to the strip club last night.........even in my dreams i dont have enough money for a lap dance! UGH

WOW, thats actually a really good idea....damn he nailed that one MEROPOWERS

buffalo with chili is the best edit*

havent you guys ever wanted to eat a tiger or like some other exotic animal like a dog? I think ill eat one in korea.

i eat tuna sandwhich 5 times a day.

oh yeah that story reminds me of this documentary i saw on the discovery channel once. This guy was exploring africa and he had all these welts all over his body causing him excruciating pain. It ended up being these worms that or flys or something. He was having fevers and was about to just pass out until some tribal guy rubbed a paste over the welts. The bugs burrowed upwards but died from lack of air. Then the tribe guy popped them from his body.

mm. get better rapage