the shitz

hi mr retirement

yeah...seriously though, think theyre real?

man i hate it when people fight on the internet, and then they say they're more mature then you and secure but then they start talking shit to people who are doing it to them. ..........nobody gets what im saying. TITS i love em

stay safe

so technically now its friday, what are you all up to today? or whats happened so far......sup dawgs?!

holy shit my families crazy. i woke up at 3:20 because my cousin jumped from her bed and ran downstairs screaming "NOOOO STOOOPPPP STOPPP IT"........so i run downstairs and hear screaming from the garage and see my aunt at the garage door with my dad and on the other side of the door i hear my cousing yelling some random shit.........turns out him and my dad got in a fight and omg theyre alll crazy ahhhhhhhhh. then i decided to take my cousins out for food. go to carls, card gets declined. go to bank find out the damn teller put all my money into my savings. get cash go yoshinoya. Now i saw a guy in there that looked homeless. I asked him if he had anything to eat and he said yeah and he said "why do you want something?" he offered me 5 bucks. I was like "no no its alright thank you though." totally crazy because i thought he was homeless and then hes offering me money. It actually turns out that he's a church man, and that he was at yoshinoya in 4 in the morning to write his sermon. Then he told me that his churchs belief was "we believe that the world will become a better place." .........so as you can see today was pretty trippy and its only 5:42am........

Joined: 19-August 00 OG status congratz

i met a girl like that. <3

:(

spoken like a champ

i dont get it

hes barely 17. I cant wait what shit he gets into when he turns 18

cheny got a headshot wtf i dont know how to post pics

MUST FIND PLACE TO LIVE i live with my aunt/dad...... aunt = gambles every weekend cousin1 = druggie/ yells "I need drugs!!" every night for hours. The cops have raided the house 3 times in the past month because of him. leaves home at 11pm, comes home at 6am. Sleeps on the couch(he has a room with a dirty bed) till about 5pm. Then he screams at his mom to buy him jack in the box. then he gets in fights with my dad. this isnt even the half of it. cousin2 = shes nice dad = hes cool now that he has a couple girlfriends in la and korea. homie needed to relax. I think thats it. I remember some black "thug" my cousin was hanging out with lived in the house. He stole my aunts labtop. oh yeah and my cousin pawned the family jewels. seriously! he sold the fucking jewels that were passed down from our family generation to generation and for what? well 20 dollars.

I envy your success

my aunt in law is jewish, my uncle in law is black, and im korean. Lots of family fighting and crazyness. but my aunt and uncle are cool.

no way that guys dick is that small... also my valentines day. 1) wake up & play guitar 2) go to work/12oz/myspace time 3) get stuck in traffic for 2 hours on the way home 4) playing guitar till i realized i wouldnt be able to sleep 5) not sleep, then at 5am go to gym & take spinners class 6) cut off girl i know from myspace on the way to starbucks. 7) and now im here. oh yeah, and that girl i cut off is the girl i asked yesterday(V-day) if she wanted to go get coffee with me after work. She said no.

godamn nigga just eat! My cousin was 145 in the 6th grade. hes a big boy ;)

4 families were at the hospital, one was german, the other jewish, the other american, and the last was a black family. They were all there because each family had a baby born that day, but when the babies came out they were all white. So the nurses put tags on them so they wouldnt get mixed up. The dads of all four of the kids couldnt see the tags and didnt know which one was which. After a while the German dad said I know how to find out which ones which. All of a sudden he yells "Hail Hitler" The german baby saluted, the jewish one crapped his pants, and the american baby told the black baby to clean up the mess. moral of the story? Dont fuck with hitler.

I did it only one time when yawning. so that means ican do it right? someone wanna teach me?

was i the only person who enjoyed invader zim?

NIPTUCK

dude im your height at 165 pounds. you need to start eating right and working out. Just uhm... well if i were to give you a diet i'd say. Eat eggs, brown rice, and chicken in the morning. Then eat like yogurt for brunch. Then for lunch eat meat, like a steak or something. An hour or 2 hours later eat another snack like fruits. Then for dinner eat vegatables and uhmmm more cow or fish. Make sure you eat vegatables for dinner so you dont get hungry again later....this only applies if your excercising along with the diet though. but.....not like your gonna follow it.

hippy? anyways i found dumy i think http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendID=12561765

hmm im gonna search for you